As entertaining as it would be to accept this deal or others like it, the staff will not be making these kinds of deals with its members at all.
As staff members, when it comes to our jobs, we cannot afford to mess and screw around. We cannot get mixed up in these sorts of things. Instead, we have to be that guy nobody likes. Like the police officers that have to come over and break up a house party because of several noise complaints. Like a dad who tells his kids that they need to eat their vegetables or else they don't get to smoke their daily allowance of crack.
We have to be model posters, above any and all drama and politics that may arise on the forum, and part of doing that means we can't make such deals as this with other members.
