Suicidal thoughts

[equanimity]

As an experiment, I'm gonna try suicide by dehydration.  Starting now.

You won't make for longer than an hour you salty bitch.

What does salty mean in this context?

Also: I'm more stubborn than you know.  Watch me dehydrate myself to death.

[equanimity]

[bling bling]

fucking attention whore thread

[bling bling]

attention whore gtfo

[RisiR]

I'll watch every second of it.

[equanimity]

Gross soda.  I have highly refined tastes and you won't be tempting me with syrup water.  Post some Evian gifs or GTFO.

[equanimity]

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~parkx032/CY-VD-H2.html

Pretty interesting.  2 weeks to die?  How did I not know this, working in the medical field.  They always taught us that the minimum a person needs to survive is 1500ml water per day, but I guess that's to maintain optimal function.  I was thinking maybe 4-5 days but yeah there's no way I have the willpower to go 2 weeks!

*sigh*

[bling bling]

[Ninja]

I'll watch every second of it.

I watched it over and over again.  I was trying to figure out if this was an example of a real man or a homosexual.  I still have no clue.

[Ninja]

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~parkx032/CY-VD-H2.html

Pretty interesting.  2 weeks to die?  How did I not know this, working in the medical field.  They always taught us that the minimum a person needs to survive is 1500ml water per day, but I guess that's to maintain optimal function.  I was thinking maybe 4-5 days but yeah there's no way I have the willpower to go 2 weeks!

*sigh*

Instead of trying to go without water, try to go with only water. 

[equanimity]

Sent my three closest friends like pseudo suicide notes, detailing exactly what's wrong and expressing this feeling of hopelessness.  Probably selfish of me.  Maybe they'll have the magic words that make everything better.

[mojo4567]

Sent my three closest friends like pseudo suicide notes, detailing exactly what's wrong and expressing this feeling of hopelessness.  Probably selfish of me.  Maybe they'll have the magic words that make everything better.

Get a therapist or something. While friends are helpful they shouldnt be your main support

[equanimity]

They're not my main support. I'll be a lantern unto myself, if I stop this incessant whining.

[Jedi Moped]

Snoopy detected.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Snoopy detected.

Hah RisiR's wife is bald