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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2014, 08:39:24 pm »
This thread was inspired by Infinityshock!
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2014, 08:46:32 pm »
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:38:51 pm
There you go again wanting to touch another man with your penis.

 :facepalm:

Your tactics are tired.  I will post what I want and you can just follow behind and try to nip at my heels.  Ok, 'skippy'?
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2014, 08:49:46 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 08:46:32 pm
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:38:51 pm
There you go again wanting to touch another man with your penis.

 :facepalm:

Your tactics are tired.  I will post what I want and you can just follow behind and try to nip at my heels.  Ok, 'skippy'?

My "tactics" literally have nothing to do with you making a thread challenging others to spar with you balls.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2014, 08:51:00 pm »
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:49:46 pm
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 08:46:32 pm
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:38:51 pm
There you go again wanting to touch another man with your penis.

 :facepalm:

Your tactics are tired.  I will post what I want and you can just follow behind and try to nip at my heels.  Ok, 'skippy'?

My "tactics" literally have nothing to do with you making a thread challenging others to spar with you balls.

My martial art is just to call out all of the bickering faggots until they fall over from shame and I am victorious!
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2014, 08:51:12 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 02:27:12 am
I use my genitals only to defend myself and neutralize attackers.  Anyone want to spar?

My guess is this is your homo way of saying you will rape attackers "of who will be 99% male2 so its your way of saying you are gay

He shall call it anal blood sports as he makes blood gush out from the butts of many man
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2014, 08:54:12 pm »
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:49:46 pm
My "tactics" literally have nothing to do with you making a thread challenging others to spar with you balls.

And leave it to you to actually take such a thread seriously.  Do you really think that such a thing is even physically possible?  You probably fucking do.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2014, 08:55:13 pm »
Quote from: malice on September 22, 2014, 08:51:12 pm
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 02:27:12 am
I use my genitals only to defend myself and neutralize attackers.  Anyone want to spar?

My guess is this is your homo way of saying you will rape attackers "of who will be 99% male2 so its your way of saying you are gay

He shall call it anal blood sports as he makes blood gush out from the butts of many man
Fuck off to your super poopular website Tranny galore.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2014, 08:55:54 pm »
Quote from: malice on September 22, 2014, 08:51:12 pm
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 02:27:12 am
I use my genitals only to defend myself and neutralize attackers.  Anyone want to spar?

My guess is this is your homo way of saying you will rape attackers "of who will be 99% male2 so its your way of saying you are gay

He shall call it anal blood sports as he makes blood gush out from the butts of many man

Damn dude.  You just took all the fun out of blood sports.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2014, 08:58:03 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 08:54:12 pm
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:49:46 pm
My "tactics" literally have nothing to do with you making a thread challenging others to spar with you balls.

And leave it to you to actually take such a thread seriously.  Do you really think that such a thing is even physically possible?  You probably fucking do.

No I think that you having the thoughts in your mind that caused you to think this thread would be funny is due to your well documented latent homosexual tendencies.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2014, 09:03:08 pm »
Look guys, all I'm saying is that historically speaking, all of the greatest warriors were all fucking each other.  I bet it wasn't even intentional either. Like, you know.  Billy was bending over to attach his shoe armor and Phil just flew into automatic, robotic penetration mode.  I think that's what they call battle rage.  Or Friendly Fire or something...  Fucking faggots!
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2014, 09:04:51 pm »
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:58:03 pm
No I think that you having the thoughts in your mind that caused you to think this thread would be funny is due to your well documented latent homosexual tendencies.

No, the funny thread was where I wrote a play simulating my brutal rape of your elderly, defenseless mother. 
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2014, 09:11:04 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 09:04:51 pm
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:58:03 pm
No I think that you having the thoughts in your mind that caused you to think this thread would be funny is due to your well documented latent homosexual tendencies.

No, the funny thread was where I wrote a play simulating my brutal rape of your elderly, defenseless mother.

No the funny thread was where I wrote a story where I showed up on your door, kicked the living daylights out of you, whilst you lose conciseness, I pluck your teeth out one by one, discard them and then throw you in a tank full  of hydrochloric acid so your remains where never found.

Now that story was funny
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2014, 09:12:45 pm »
Can you imagine how hc45 smells?

OMG, I just gave myself anorexia.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2014, 09:20:01 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 09:12:45 pm
I gave myself anorexia.

Yes stupid lame attention seeking cunts like you put their fingers down their throat and vomit
I take you for the sort!
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2014, 09:23:36 pm »
Quote from: malice on September 22, 2014, 09:20:01 pm
Quote from: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 09:12:45 pm
I gave myself anorexia.

Yes stupid lame attention seeking cunts like you put their fingers down their throat and vomit
I take you for the sort!
You were born with a micropenis so your parents told you it's a clit.

You are a transexual.
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