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Offline millionsofdeadcats

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I am developing a new martial art where
« on: September 20, 2014, 02:27:12 am »
I use my genitals only to defend myself and neutralize attackers.  Anyone want to spar?
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2014, 02:47:08 am »
Dude i was playing tekken revolution the other night and the guy i wasplaying against was this girl whose special move was where she laid on her back and got up on all fours belly up and basically humped the air and dude she kicked my ass.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2014, 02:54:02 am »
Quote from: joe camel on September 20, 2014, 02:47:08 am
Dude i was playing tekken revolution the other night and the guy i wasplaying against was this girl whose special move was where she laid on her back and got up on all fours belly up and basically humped the air and dude she kicked my ass.

I'm telling you, it's a thing. 

Now put your guard up, I am going to unleash the snake
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2014, 03:20:57 am »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 02:54:02 am
Quote from: joe camel on September 20, 2014, 02:47:08 am
Dude i was playing tekken revolution the other night and the guy i wasplaying against was this girl whose special move was where she laid on her back and got up on all fours belly up and basically humped the air and dude she kicked my ass.

I'm telling you, it's a thing. 

Now put your guard up, I am going to unleash the snake

My snake is bigger than yours.

MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2014, 03:37:09 am »
Quote from: joe camel on September 20, 2014, 03:20:57 am
My snake is bigger than yours.

MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

Oh its on now nigger

*sounds of dull, meaty, slaps*
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2014, 03:47:29 am »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 02:27:12 am
I use my genitals only to defend myself and neutralize attackers.  Anyone want to spar?
Before we start you should know, I'm a third degree cock ring.



« Last Edit: September 20, 2014, 03:50:13 am by Yeah Im a leopard »
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2014, 08:27:51 pm »
i challednge u with my punch while rap
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2014, 11:20:17 pm »
I'm developing a new partial fart
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2014, 11:38:24 pm »
Quote from: bling bling on September 20, 2014, 08:27:51 pm
i challednge u with my punch while rap

Genitals only...You can use your butthole to block my attacks if you like
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2014, 08:07:24 pm »
Quote from: Yeah Im a leopard on September 20, 2014, 03:47:29 am
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 02:27:12 am
I use my genitals only to defend myself and neutralize attackers.  Anyone want to spar?
Before we start you should know, I'm a third degree cock ring.


I would have pistol whipped you in the dick and then shot you in the face.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2014, 08:10:40 pm »
ITT OP looks for an excuse to rub his jimmies against another man.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2014, 08:12:31 pm »
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:10:40 pm
jimmies

Look at this motherfucker.  Do you use any phrases that are not from the early 1990's?
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2014, 08:25:25 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 08:12:31 pm
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:10:40 pm
jimmies

Look at this motherfucker.  Do you use any phrases that are not from the early 1990's?

Sorry I am not modern like you wanting to rub my balls on other men and all.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2014, 08:32:19 pm »
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:25:25 pm
Sorry I am not modern like you wanting to rub my balls on other men and all.

I will whip you once with my ropelike member, you will fall down, and you will not get up.
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Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2014, 08:38:51 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 08:32:19 pm
Quote from: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 08:25:25 pm
Sorry I am not modern like you wanting to rub my balls on other men and all.

I will whip you once with my ropelike member, you will fall down, and you will not get up.

There you go again wanting to touch another man with your penis.

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