today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks

[splooge gook]

im really cute 

how many times in your life has this happened to you? being complimented for existing

Actually quite a few times to be honest.

Can you count them?

Complete strangers: 1
Girls I've never talked to: A couple, I dunno.

I was the coolest kid in school.

she was a complete stranger

hah u fucking fagg0t

[RisiR]

It's still 1:1 because I got a complete stranger, too. Fudgepacker.

It was on a party and she was drunk, though. Also gave me a little kiss on the cheek.

Has that ever happened to you in your basement, huh? HUH?!

[millionsofdeadcats]

It's still 1:1 because I got a complete stranger, too. Fudgepacker.

It was on a party and she was drunk, though. Also gave me a little kiss on the cheek.

Has that ever happened to you in your basement, huh? HUH?!

Heh ever been in a bar around closing time?  Several times a year some drunk whore will ask just about any male around 'Will you go home with me tonight?' as she does that 'stagger in place while staring at a fixed point' drunk thing that drunk whores do.

[silentchemist]

Cool story bro......

[RisiR]

as she does that 'stagger in place while staring at a fixed point' drunk thing that drunk whores do.

That's a pretty accurate description, lol.

Yea, I should go to bars more often.

[millionsofdeadcats]

as she does that 'stagger in place while staring at a fixed point' drunk thing that drunk whores do.

That's a pretty accurate description, lol.

Yea, I should go to bars more often.

As a drawback, one would be correct in assuming that 100% of these ladies have the herp

[bling bling]

years infact

[splooge gook]

she's actually relle vute

[Umbrella Corp]

What is this Wonder Years high school melodrama.  Awh she thinks you're cute.  If you play your cards right you could be holding hands in the near the future and maybe in a year or so you'll be going steady.

[Rizzo in a box]

What is this Wonder Years high school melodrama.  Awh she thinks you're cute.  If you play your cards right you could be holding hands in the near the future and maybe in a year or so you'll be going steady.

if by "going steady" you mean "abusing each other emotionally over instant messaging" you've got him NAILED.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

What is this Wonder Years high school melodrama.  Awh she thinks you're cute.  If you play your cards right you could be holding hands in the near the future and maybe in a year or so you'll be going steady.

if by "going steady" you mean "abusing each other emotionally over instant messaging" you've got him NAILED.

if by "abusing each other emotionally over instant messaging" you mean "being dead from a starter fluid overdose" you're even more on track.

[Rizzo in a box]

Depending on whether that starter fluid has heptane or hexane in it, your overdose could either be bad or really bad. :p

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

well it's not going to be my overdose, but duly noted nonetheless.

[Ninja]

I so wish I was a hot woman.  I'd get gullible men to take me back to their house, slip them something that paralyzes them temporarily and then I'd rob the shit out of them.

[Rizzo in a box]

I so wish I was a hot woman.  I'd get gullible men to take me back to their house, slip them something that paralyzes them temporarily and then I'd rob the shit out of them.

why do that when you can just scream "rape"?

:troll: