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Offline splooge gook

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today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« on: September 16, 2014, 05:56:18 pm »
im really cute  8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

how many times in your life has this happened to you? being complimented for existing
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2014, 05:57:27 pm »
Does she know that you're a dirty dxm taking syncan smoker?
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2014, 05:59:21 pm »
of course not

not even my parents know

well my dad knows i smoke weed erry day but he probably doesnt realize they're syncans, cause he mentioned "or you're smoking that fake weed shit" but he didnt really seem any more annoyed about it than when he catches me smoking pot. which is every day. but it doesn't really msatter so i do it all day every day anyway
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2014, 06:00:06 pm »
actually sometimes i avoid gettimg caught for up to 3 days in a row
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2014, 06:04:00 pm »
i hope this poor creature escapes your wicked clutches.




Nah, just kidding.  Is she ugly?  Probably, but who cares.  Hope you get laid.
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2014, 06:07:25 pm »
tfw girls stare ay me everywehre i go
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 06:14:29 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 16, 2014, 06:04:00 pm
i hope this poor creature escapes your wicked clutches.




Nah, just kidding.  Is she ugly?  Probably, but who cares.  Hope you get laid.

my resposnse was "thanks"
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 06:16:44 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on September 16, 2014, 06:14:29 pm
my resposnse was "thanks"

You blew it.  She wanted you to show her your cock.  Next time that happens, without saying a word, just expose yourself right then and there.  It impresses them.
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2014, 06:36:05 pm »
Are you texting her now or something? And will she be your new drug
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thin
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2014, 06:39:19 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on September 16, 2014, 05:56:18 pm
im really cute  8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

how many times in your life has this happened to you? being complimented for existing
Actually quite a few times to be honest.
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thin
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2014, 06:53:13 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 06:39:19 pm
Quote from: splooge gook on September 16, 2014, 05:56:18 pm
im really cute  8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

how many times in your life has this happened to you? being complimented for existing
Actually quite a few times to be honest.

Can you count them?
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2014, 07:07:20 pm »
give him a fat spliff of syncans
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2014, 07:11:28 pm »
couple of times I guess.
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thinks
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2014, 07:13:51 pm »
i havent talked to a female that isnt my mom for months
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Re: today a girl i've never met before asked me for my name and told me she thin
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2014, 07:18:42 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on September 16, 2014, 06:53:13 pm
Quote from: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 06:39:19 pm
Quote from: splooge gook on September 16, 2014, 05:56:18 pm
im really cute  8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

how many times in your life has this happened to you? being complimented for existing
Actually quite a few times to be honest.

Can you count them?
Complete strangers: 1
Girls I've never talked to: A couple, I dunno.

I was the coolest kid in school.
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