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can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« on: September 16, 2014, 05:00:00 am »
i met this girl online and the pictures i used were from 6 months ago before i gained all this weight. please, i've stopped eating 3 days ago and have been running and doing things but have only lost 8 pounds. are there any diet pills that actually work?
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2014, 05:09:30 am »
Tokerface asked me the same thing once.

I told him to get a nose job.

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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2014, 05:11:40 am »
Start eating again. You need food as energy.

See, your body loves fat. It's a great source for energy that's why the body preserves it. Your muscles on the other hand use energy so when you don't bring in energy from the outside (food) your body will be like "Fuck that, we don't get energy. We must cut down on the energy consumers, your muscles and stock in more energy-rich fat because it's bad low energy times". That way you'll lose muscle mass and fuck your metabolism to a fat preserving monster.

What you need is a calorie-deficit. Using more energy than you bring in from the outside. No sugar, lots of protein and only water, lots of water.

There are many pills like Amphetamines that will increase your default energy consumption but fuck that. Work hard.

There's no shortcut.
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2014, 05:23:36 am »
How did you get so fucking fat

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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2014, 05:46:24 am »
Genetics and a lack of discipline I guess.

Some people will just get fatter and fatter while others melt away. I know this girl who literally can't gain weight. She misses an enzyme that makes the fat usable for the body. She just shits it out. Yea, she has to take pig enzymes or she just melts away.
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2014, 05:49:12 am »
amputate a ham hock

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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 05:58:28 am »
i just relapsed
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 06:09:41 am »
Smoke crack and then deal crack to support your habit.  Not only will you drop pounds from taking drugs but you will get excersize from the cops chasing you

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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2014, 07:43:33 am »
Work hard.

There's no shortcut.
Mostly this.

It's gonna take a long time, OP. Just accept this now. Don't stay negative though even if you keep relapsing. Eat healthy. Lots of fruits and vegatables, preferrably fresh, (I think fruits/vegetables taste much better the more raw they are anyway.) a healthy amount of exercise and just let that routine do the work.


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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2014, 06:33:02 pm »
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2014, 06:35:04 pm »
Fucking christ, you need to lose my entire body weight?  What the fuck you obese piece of shit.
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2014, 06:43:02 pm »
Cannot believe that even a single user took this post seriously..... smh

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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2014, 06:48:19 pm »
Like other people are saying, the hard way is the best way.  Eat healthy and exercise.  Try not to lose more than 2 pounds a week, I have read it's bad for your heart.

200 pounds is like a two year goal.

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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2014, 07:09:26 pm »
Cannot believe that even a single user took this post seriously..... smh
I didn't.

I just like to see myself type and maybe it will help another fat fuck one day. Who knows?
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2014, 07:19:22 pm »
Cannot believe that even a single user took this post seriously..... smh
I didn't.

I just like to see myself type and maybe it will help another fat fuck one day. Who knows?

Yeah, I just take any easy opportunity to insult just about any poster, so I posted.  Plus there is a part of me that thinks maybe, just maybe, he really is an obese social deviant panicking because he needs to lose hundreds of pounds to meet her.  The flabby, empty skin folds alone would cause her to run screaming, but I guess I can daydream.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote