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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2014, 07:28:13 pm »
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2014, 07:29:13 pm »
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hah you fat son of a bitch, look at you.
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2014, 07:34:32 pm »
Start kicking more faces, ASAP.
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2014, 07:38:11 pm »
I have the solution!  Shoot yourself in the head with a 12 gauge.  200 lbs, gone in less than a second. 
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2014, 08:47:09 pm »
I DONT WANT TO LIVE THIS WAY
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2014, 10:03:31 pm »
There's always liposuction.

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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2014, 10:55:59 pm »
Used to weigh 350. Now 180. I'm half the man I used to be.

Wish I had lost it sooner. I ended up diabetic. That caused my weight to nosedive. Having to eat properly or face the consequences of off the charts blood sugar levels helped bring it down too. No sugar. Few carbs. I cut out bread, pasta, rice, french fries. Switched to diet soda (yeah, it's actually worse, but I got used to it and I need at least one bad thing). Mostly I eat meat, beans, eggs and vegetables. I have the occasional bite of something sugary, but only if it's something I really, really am going to enjoy. Drink LOTS of water. I have a 1 liter water bottle and I drink three of them in a day, beyond the sodas and other stuff I drink with meals. Exercise is really important too. You'd be surprised how a little change can help. I walk to lunch. Round trip for me is around two miles. Easy to do on an hour break.
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2014, 01:54:20 am »
Cannot believe that even a single user took this post seriously..... smh
I didn't.

I just like to see myself type and maybe it will help another fat fuck one day. Who knows?

Yeah, I just take any easy opportunity to insult just about any poster, so I posted.  Plus there is a part of me that thinks maybe, just maybe, he really is an obese social deviant panicking because he needs to lose hundreds of pounds to meet her.  The flabby, empty skin folds alone would cause her to run screaming, but I guess I can daydream.

^This^ or maybe \/ this \/......
I have the solution!  Shoot yourself in the head with a 12 gauge.  200 lbs, gone in less than a second. 

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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2014, 03:06:06 am »
She will love me for who i am
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2014, 09:47:09 pm »
Yes, she'll love the additional 200 pounds and everything else that is found within those flab pockets.

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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2014, 10:07:51 pm »
Here's a little glimpse into Dumpster Sluts brain.

He asked Soso0 in this thread

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=1645.msg15136#msg15136

If he is happy with his life and got the response

 
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It's what's on the inside that counts

And then he sat there with a blank stare for approximately 4 hours and then BAM! Fat thread. Fat thread funny.


That's literally what happened. True story.
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2014, 10:27:50 pm »
use jig saws and your sharpest knives to cut your fat; titties, love handles, arm flab, and of course your beer child.Shed the skin and Rinse off the blood and youll find your brand new body underneath, complete with washboard abs and pecs
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2014, 07:14:08 pm »
I just ate two kid's meals at carls jr. Is this ok?
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2014, 07:16:18 pm »
What did those kid meals contain?
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Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2014, 07:32:08 pm »
smoke meth bro
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