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Offline mojo4567

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So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« on: September 15, 2014, 06:34:11 pm »
Basically there is a store near my school that me and my friends go to. just 2 weeks before I had been confronted by loss protection after stealing some stuff, but did the "you cant detain me" shit. Anyways I stole more shit today and now im getting fined 250 bucks. Where did I go wrong? I told him he couldnt detain me so he called the police and school security and followed me. I told them my name and plwaded the fifth. Is it easier to shoplift if the LP dont have the phone number to your school? I feel like in real life LP have lots less power.
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 06:37:04 pm »
mistake number 1 - getting caught, getting out of it, and going back to the same store so soon
mistake number 2 - you told them your name
mistake number 3 - you didn't run away

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 06:39:02 pm »
mistake number 1 - getting caught, getting out of it, and going back to the same store so soon
mistake number 2 - you told them your name
mistake number 3 - you didn't run away

Agreed.  OP should have called him a cunt and ran away.
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 06:42:08 pm »
mistake number 1 - getting caught, getting out of it, and going back to the same store so soon
mistake number 2 - you told them your name
mistake number 3 - you didn't run away

Agreed.  OP should have called him a cunt and ran away.
All of these good points :/ I figure I shouldnt shoplift somewhere that my school counsler can spit into either
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2014, 07:01:14 pm »
Why didn't you just book it OP?

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2014, 07:33:35 pm »
If he busted you for shoplifting how in the name of the great pumpkin do u figure they cant detain you? Thats the whole point of busting someone for shoplifting...to detain them

Was he black?

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2014, 07:50:04 pm »

If he busted you for shoplifting how in the name of the great pumpkin do u figure they cant detain you? Thats the whole point of busting someone for shoplifting...to detain them

Was he black?

I have always heard that lp cannot touch you, or detain you outside the store. This man did both so I am mystified.
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2014, 07:59:39 pm »

If he busted you for shoplifting how in the name of the great pumpkin do u figure they cant detain you? Thats the whole point of busting someone for shoplifting...to detain them

Was he black?

I have always heard that lp cannot touch you, or detain you outside the store. This man did both so I am mystified.

Some stores have a 'don't chase' policy. Some stores have a chase them down and tackle them policy. Either way, whoever told you they cannot detain you doesn't know what they are talking about. They can and will detain you. So run. Run fast. If they chase you, hope they don't catch you. Also don't shoplift if you suck at it/have no common sense whatsoever. Its essentially impossible to get caught shoplifting. If you get caught once, it isn't your thing, IMO.

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2014, 08:09:02 pm »
Okay thanks for the advice. I can successfully shoplift anywhere but the store next to my school, so I think ill be fine :) ill just have to run fast next time it sounds like
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2014, 08:19:41 pm »

If he busted you for shoplifting how in the name of the great pumpkin do u figure they cant detain you? Thats the whole point of busting someone for shoplifting...to detain them

Was he black?

I have always heard that lp cannot touch you, or detain you outside the store. This man did both so I am mystified.

someone lied to you

if a LP

1. witnesses you conceal store merchandise
and
2. doesnt lose sight of you after concealing the merchandise
and
3. witnesses you bypass all the registers
then

they can legally detain you. outside...inside...anywhere AND use reasonable force to do so.

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2014, 08:24:25 pm »
...ill just have to run fast next time it sounds like

i have a better idea.  dont go into that store again.  if you do theyre going to watch you like a hawk and if they didnt trespass you the last time theyre idiots.

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2014, 08:28:31 pm »
...ill just have to run fast next time it sounds like

i have a better idea.  dont go into that store again.  if you do theyre going to watch you like a hawk and if they didnt trespass you the last time theyre idiots.

Last time they didn't detain me so they couldnt give a no trespass sheet. i have one now though :/ guess my scumbag ass will now only steal from,low camera count stores
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2014, 08:36:46 pm »
Sigh

U have many lessons to learn,  young grasshopper

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2014, 10:30:48 pm »
Another lesson. Don't shit where you live. Go places you don't frequent.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2014, 10:39:39 pm »
Yeah, all I can do is echo what everyone else already said. You got caught, not big deal - but your mistake was not only returning to the store period - but returning in such a short time span and then shoplifting again.