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Offline Infinityshock

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2014, 10:52:44 pm »
if youve been trespassed youre not even allowed in there

however, if you do go in there, bring a buddy that the store security doesnt know is associated with you, then have them do the shoplifting while you be the decoy...BUT make sure to act suspicious without actually stealing anything and be sure to actually buy stuff.


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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2014, 11:06:17 pm »
Yeah, all I can do is echo what everyone else already said. You got caught, not big deal - but your mistake was not only returning to the store period - but returning in such a short time span and then shoplifting again.

Also, getting caught shoplifting in the first... and second place, and then instead of escaping, lingering and taunting the LP by incorrectly informing them that they cannot legally detain him. Essentially, the OPs story is a list of things that you should never do while shoplifting. He should take a long break from stealing shit (that he most likely does not even need) and either find a better way to get money or learn how to shoplift properly.

Just learning what not to do is not enough. You must also learn how to do it properly. I pretty much guarantee they marked him the second he went in the door, and then observed him stealing shit. Even if he tries it at another place far from his town they will probably peg him again right away. I'd bet he looks sketchy as fuck (in mannerisms at the least) while also being the prime demographic who is likely to shoplift. He should stick to places with no or very shitty LP. In fact, he should scrap shoplifting all together and if anything get into bar coding.

I mean, he could still shoplift successfully, but half the time I'd bet it ends with LP chasing him through the parking lot. That isn't worth it. Might as well just do smash and grabs at that point.

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2014, 11:18:56 pm »
I got a free ipod using barcodes once.
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2014, 11:27:55 pm »
I got a free ipod using barcodes once.

...That doesn't sound like you're bar-coding right. Although props on the score I guess. Most cashiers are not going to let something like that go for very cheap no matter what the scanner says. The goal is to find something that is expensive and then reduce the price to something that the cashier will believe.

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2014, 11:42:51 pm »
Looks like you pay for all of those that get away.

Someone is eating a nice Lobster tail, paid for by you.

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2014, 12:19:43 am »
Looks like you pay for all of those that get away.

Someone is eating a nice Lobster tail, paid for by you.

that has to be a loser and a winner in life but i am always the loser. shit sucks :(
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2014, 01:00:22 am »
You shouldn't have gone back so soon.
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2014, 01:02:05 am »
You shouldn't have gone back so soon.

yah seriously :( its okay i will just fuck them by shitting randomly outside there store, since i cant go in.
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2014, 01:08:52 am »
Looks like you pay for all of those that get away.

Someone is eating a nice Lobster tail, paid for by you.

that has to be a loser and a winner in life but i am always the loser. shit sucks :(

It's all about your mindset.  I tried to explain the Ninja master mindset, but everyone laughed at me.  There are winners and losers in life...  Even if you are the loser, you should always act as if you are the winner.  I walk in to a place and act like I own it.  I don't have any fucking money...  I look like a bum half the time. But, people turn their heads and look at me, women smile at me, men sort of looked threatened by me...  I got nothing, but I'm the fucking King. 
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2014, 01:11:19 am »
You shouldn't have gone back so soon.

yah seriously :( its okay i will just fuck them by shitting randomly outside there store, since i cant go in.

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2014, 01:12:48 am »
OP has failed, should have broken down and started crying for mercy.

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2014, 01:13:57 am »
OP has failed, should have broken down and started crying for mercy.
i felt like a bitch but i kept my cool and just kept screaming "YOU CANT DETAIN ME, LET ME GO" over and over, so i think it went pretty well.
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2014, 01:23:24 am »
OP has failed, should have broken down and started crying for mercy.
i felt like a bitch but i kept my cool and just kept screaming "YOU CANT DETAIN ME, LET ME GO" over and over, so i think it went pretty well.

omg lol. Sounds like it didn't. I hope you didn't get a criminal record for that shit.

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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2014, 01:57:10 am »
i am barely under 18 so fuck yah
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Re: So I just got out of being detained for shoplifting
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2014, 03:49:04 am »
Time to quit while you're ahead.

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