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Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« on: September 12, 2014, 11:11:03 pm »
Fuck yeah. This shit is going to happen. Can you believe the voting age is 16? Holy fuck what 16 year old doesn't want independence? The banks are so mad, too. Such sweet justice. Fuck yeah Scotland, do this shit.
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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2014, 11:36:55 pm »
They'll be fucked within a week.
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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2014, 11:46:43 pm »
I for one am fucking happy as fuck. My moms friend is flying back to scotland just so she can vote and this seems like one in a recent string of good things happening in my life and the world which leaves me very optimistic and shit. If they get it (insha Allah) it'll be the first foreign country I visit legally
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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2014, 02:12:14 pm »
hopefully this starts a trend.  there will be more non-countries wanting to be their own country after this.  ireland comes to mind.  several states in the US as well.

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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2014, 10:09:59 pm »
Everyone who votes yes should be impaled and displayed along the border as warning to anyone who may consider leaving the union. In the event that Scotland did gain independence, they would most definitely collapse under the mountain of unemployment and benefits given out to state sponging junkie smack heads.
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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2014, 12:16:35 am »
Either way it's going to be hilarious. If it goes well others will want to jump ship.


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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2014, 01:41:36 am »
telegraph?

They surely don't have a dog in the fight eh?

Truth is, even the opponents of independence admit GDP would grow 1-2K a year for 10 years, it's just a matter of what happens after and Scots being the smartest, toughest, most financially astute, sexiest and most capable of northern europeans, I think they'll be just fine.

Scotland's gonna be the first foreign country I visit for any length of time legally. U should come up from sheff m8 n well pop molly and ride trollys
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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2014, 01:44:30 am »
fuck allah (uncapitalized) and fuck muslims

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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2014, 02:19:53 am »
telegraph?

They surely don't have a dog in the fight eh?

Truth is, even the opponents of independence admit GDP would grow 1-2K a year for 10 years, it's just a matter of what happens after and Scots being the smartest, toughest, most financially astute, sexiest and most capable of northern europeans, I think they'll be just fine.

Scotland's gonna be the first foreign country I visit for any length of time legally. U should come up from sheff m8 n well pop molly and ride trollys

i will come anytime spa but i dont speak scottish so there may be a language barrier

do u still know mary

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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2014, 02:25:27 am »
u best come up I dont speak souser so well have to get a translator. I'll bring some fancy canadian rugs with me too
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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2014, 02:28:46 am »
LOL, Canadian rugs. You'll need those you fucking bums.
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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2014, 02:43:56 pm »
. Can you believe the voting age is 16? Holy fuck what 16 year old doesn't want independence?

From what I've seen in polls a lot of young people are against independence. It's also pretty bullshit Scots living in England/Wales don't get to vote, even though they will surely be given citizenship in the case of independence.

It's a load of bollocks really. Slimy Alex Salmond, former oil exec, trying to get a piece of the action Norway has and Scotland isn't the same creature as a homogeneous Scandinavian nation at all. Say goodbye to all those nice benefits, free university education and the NHS and get ready for 20+ years of crushing hardship (seriously). For what?

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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2014, 02:52:49 pm »
Sounds boring as dirt.  Politics sux is boring and pointless. 
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Re: Scottish Independence! FREEDOM!
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2014, 03:37:50 pm »
Can anyone explain how exactly Scottish independence is going to cause a great depression?