Sex is Boring

[Ninja]

I blame you!  Fucking lazy men...  I mean, seriously, how hard is this shit?  Where the fuck is your game?  I don't even have to put in any effort.  I put a finger here a tongue there <insert penis here> and they're cumming like 5 times and talking about how I'm the best lover they ever had...  It's like, holy shit, I barely touched you.  You guys need to step up your game, because I need a fucking challenge or I'm going to have to start fucking alligators for some excitement.

[RisiR]

Maybe (most likely) God hates your vagina and justly so.

Just cut it off or something.

[Ninja]

Maybe (most likely) God hates your vagina and justly so.

Just cut it off or something.

No, I'm a dude asking you to step up your game and please these women, because it's too fucking easy for me and I'm getting bored.

[RisiR]

Oh, I misread that. Probably because of all the female ejaculate I got in my eyes, making bitches squirt left and right just typing this.

I got a huge cock.

[Ninja]

Oh, I misread that. Probably because of all the female ejaculate I got in my eyes, making bitches squirt left and right just typing this.

I got a huge cock.

Well, then my beef is not with you.  keep up the good work!

[RisiR]

Oh, I misread that. Probably because of all the female ejaculate I got in my eyes, making bitches squirt left and right just typing this.

I got a huge cock.

Well, then my beef is not with you.  keep up the good work!

because I need a fucking challenge or I'm going to have to start fucking alligators for some excitement.

Maybe I'm your challenge then. God fucks in mysterious ways.

[Ninja]

Maybe I'm your challenge then. God fucks in mysterious ways.

Well, send your bitches my way when you're done with them and I'll put them to the test.  I don't have a big cock, so I'll have to rely entirely on technique. 

[RisiR]

Maybe I'm your challenge then. God fucks in mysterious ways.

Well, send your bitches my way when you're done with them and I'll put them to the test.  I don't have a big cock, so I'll have to rely entirely on technique.

No dude, uhhhmm, no bitches, just me.

Challenge accepted. 8-)

[millionsofdeadcats]

Heh this thread turned quite gay, quite fast.

[RisiR]

Let's turn it straight again.

Tits, huh? Nice. 

[millionsofdeadcats]

[RisiR]

That blue vein kinda turns me off

That's why I like my tits smaller. They almost never have those.

[Infinityshock]

The entire summation on boy/girl sex can be explained with one question:

How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm?

Who cares

[RisiR]

Why do women use make-up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and stink.



Hahaha, one of my all time favorite jokes.

[Bus full of niggers]

Fuck more than one at the same time then.