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Offline Soso0

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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2014, 04:20:53 pm »
Why do women use make-up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and stink.



Hahaha, one of my all time favorite jokes.

I need a thanks button just for this post haha

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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2014, 04:28:30 pm »
You are welcome.
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2014, 04:29:31 pm »
Nobody has a better pussy eating game than me

Nobody

It's not even fair
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2014, 04:31:52 pm »
Nobody has a better pussy eating game than me

Nobody

It's not even fair
Did you ever get a rimjob?
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2014, 04:32:45 pm »
Nobody has a better pussy eating game than me

Nobody

It's not even fair
Did you ever get a rimjob?

No, I was dangerously close to getting one once but put a stop to that
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2014, 04:34:58 pm »
Then you know nothing about tongue game, son.
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2014, 04:39:56 pm »
Then you know nothing about tongue game, son.

you're not making any fucking sense
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2014, 04:42:17 pm »
Then you know nothing about tongue game, son.

you're not making any fucking sense
That's exactly what a rim-virgin would say. Perfect.

Get your asshole licked, goddammit.
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2014, 04:43:39 pm »
you are confused and effeminate
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2014, 04:44:59 pm »
Nobody has a better pussy eating game than me

Nobody

It's not even fair
Did you ever get a rimjob?

No, I was dangerously close to getting one once but put a stop to that

You shouldn't have stopped him. You would have enjoyed it

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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2014, 04:48:02 pm »
It's all well and valid blaming men for the state of women today, to a small degree. It's not really like women have any game or put any effort in either though. You have 6/10s who can wear no make-up (putting them down to a 3/10) and laze around eating doritos in their pyjamas and everyone from losers to every "alpha" who posts on /fit/ and bodybuilding.com will give them an inflated ego when it's actually the 9 and 10s who are the girls who are easiest to talk to - mainly because most men don't dare talk to them. Make no mistake, these women will get plenty of looks in the street but few will have the balls to go up to them.

Stop bigging up the cunts who aren't worth your time and invest it into better women. Those 6s will soon start to try and clean up their act when they're not getting all the attention.

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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2014, 04:48:57 pm »
you are confused and effeminate
I'm actually really hardcore masculine and so is my manly asshole that loves to get licked and fucked.

Got a problem with that, nigger?
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2014, 04:53:00 pm »
you are confused and effeminate
I'm actually really hardcore masculine and so is my manly asshole that loves to get licked and fucked.

Got a problem with that, nigger?

*cringe*
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2014, 04:54:38 pm »
You are cute. I'll keep you around as my pet.
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Re: Sex is Boring
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2014, 04:57:17 pm »
You are cute. I'll keep you around as my pet.

*cringe*
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