Fades are alpha haircuts

[victimthrax]

All dissenting opinions from bowlcut victims will be disregarded

dreads are pretty sweet too but you have to be at least 40% non white to pull it off

[RisiR]

What the fuck are fades?

[Tokolosh]

I rock a fade. Every two weeks I get it topped up. Gotta look fresh you know. What annoys me is that there's only one guy in my whole town who can do it the way I like it. Everyone else ends up making me looking like a Backstreet Boy, goddamn ridiculous. Can't be that fucking hard.

[victimthrax]

I got a fade yesterday and was literally the only white person in the barbershop except for one nervous looking neckbeard and a pregnant white girl who brought mcdonalds to the barbers

Fades are pretty sweet but tbh your haircut really depends on the person but if you can't rock a fade you're a beta faggot

[RisiR]

Where I'm from that shit is called a Tyson Cut or Boxerschnitt. 97% wannabe faggots.

[victimthrax]

Where I'm from there are 3 barbershops within about 30 feet of each other that almost exclusively do fades. Arabs love fades

[RisiR]

That is true.

Did you ever get your ears burned or your beard cut with a string? Y'know, like, the guy has the string in his mouth and wrapped around his finger and shit's crazy?

[victimthrax]

That is true.

Did you ever get your ears burned or your beard cut with a string? Y'know, like, the guy has the string in his mouth and wrapped around his finger and shit's crazy?

I don't even know what you're talking about. I know I've never gotten steps in my sideburns though

[RisiR]

Then your shit ain't Arab enough. Too lazy to look up a video but that shit's crazy.

[kroz]

I rock a fade