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Title: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 20, 2014, 06:00:07 am
I have 2 felonies and multiple misdameanors. i'm currently working at little ceasars and doing porn. what can I do to get ahead? I need something more stable.
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Post by: zok jr. on November 20, 2014, 12:33:58 pm
McDonald's
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Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 20, 2014, 01:47:36 pm
Interracial porn.
KFC
Janitor
Gay/Male prostitute.
Begging on the streets.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 20, 2014, 01:50:23 pm
lifes a bitch then you die
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Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 20, 2014, 01:51:12 pm
Ahh yes ^^^
Suicide! I forgot about that!
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Post by: -SpectraL on November 20, 2014, 01:58:00 pm
elevator operator
toilet scrubber
bomb squad
hooker
politician

... or you could even be a general laborer
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: bling bling on November 20, 2014, 03:33:15 pm
the guy that picks up ciggie butts off the street and puts them in a little tin

u get to clean the street for the good and u get free graveyard rollies 24/7

it cud be a cig

it cud be a joint

u never know unti ll u smoked it
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: Idiosyncrasy on November 20, 2014, 03:33:55 pm
You can probably get a factory job - general laborer like Spectral said.  I visited one of our plants that is in the same town as the state prison, and they have a work-release program.  They didn't tell me I was working on the line next to a bunch of inmates until after I was done.  They were actually really nice.  Basically inmates who were on good behavior were hired so we could help them transition back into society and get a full-time job once they got out.  Nothing worse than trying to institutionalize someone and then just throwing them back on the streets with no help or skills.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 20, 2014, 03:46:00 pm
a factory job sounds more appealing than other things, I applied at applebees and golden coral as they hire felons
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Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 04:05:56 pm
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and doing porn
How much do you get paid and what kind of porn?

LOL.
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Post by: equanimity on November 20, 2014, 04:13:25 pm
Know a felon who makes a living doing construction.
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Post by: RestStop on November 20, 2014, 05:13:35 pm
Know a felon who makes a living doing construction.

This. Also, I've literally lied my ass off on every app I've ever filled out in the past 5 or so years, they don't check it really, and even if they do, the reports aren't always accurate, kinda like a credit score. When I worked at Kellogg's I actually had served a prison sentence for trafficking cocaine in the same state, worked there twice, and not a single person figured it out.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 20, 2014, 05:33:10 pm
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and doing porn
How much do you get paid and what kind of porn?

LOL.

most ive ever made was 300 for a photoshoot that lasted a couple hours
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 20, 2014, 05:34:50 pm
Know a felon who makes a living doing construction.

This. Also, I've literally lied my ass off on every app I've ever filled out in the past 5 or so years, they don't check it really, and even if they do, the reports aren't always accurate, kinda like a credit score. When I worked at Kellogg's I actually had served a prison sentence for trafficking cocaine in the same state, worked there twice, and not a single person figured it out.

yeah you got a point I used to work at a groery store in my area.. quit and then commited a 2k theft in the parking lot, was arrested.. then got the job at the same store again..
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Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 05:55:18 pm
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and doing porn
How much do you get paid and what kind of porn?

LOL.

most ive ever made was 300 for a photoshoot that lasted a couple hours
A gay photoshoot?
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 22, 2014, 03:04:09 am
It could have been one maybe not.. it was just me.. i'm not gay though
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: otangabang on November 22, 2014, 03:08:59 am
It's not fucking rocket science, you can basically get any job that doesn't have an HR department that does background checks. If they ask if you have any felonies, say no and make them do the work. If it's somewhere where you're in a position of trust like cleaning a government building they're def gonna do the check but working in a restaurant or doing any kind of labor/data entry that isn't bank info you're good. You should know to lie on your resume bro
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Post by: JasonVorhees on November 22, 2014, 03:53:14 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95oIFvMysr4
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Post by: MoaningLisa on November 22, 2014, 04:55:47 am
what kind of job do you want?

if you want fat stacks of cash, I'd say go oilfield.
if you want a stable normal job with regular hours and not-shitty pay, construction
if you are afraid of hard work, go get a janitorial job.

one of my friends did a few years for distribution, and he just owned it on his resume...he put something like "2002-2005-ran successful entrepreneurial business with several employees, distribution network, sales department and several repeat customers. 2005-2008- learned a very important lesson about selling drugs."

he works in sales, has a wife and 2 kids...never knew he was a felon until he told me.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: Idiosyncrasy on November 22, 2014, 05:02:09 am
^ I forgot about the oilfield there.  My brother-in-law is there right now, and he's been in and out of jail all his life.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 22, 2014, 05:06:17 am
^ I forgot about the oilfield there.  My brother-in-law is there right now, and he's been in and out of jail all his life.

in Victoria tx?
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: Idiosyncrasy on November 22, 2014, 05:10:40 am
in Victoria tx?

I'm not really sure.  I want to say somewhere in Oklahoma, but not positive.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 22, 2014, 05:17:20 am
gotcha, I live a few hours away from the oil fields in tx
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Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 22, 2014, 05:29:54 am
any restaurant job in the world
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Post by: Nigger Nostrils on November 22, 2014, 05:56:12 am

These kinds of jobs...
 
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Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 22, 2014, 06:13:50 pm

in Victoria tx?

I used to live near the Texas oil fields, now I live near the Marcellus shale fields.

I may just be a greedy motherfucker, but oil industry is most definitely for me. the pay. the time off. the work itself...its all perfect
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: Dumpster Slut on November 22, 2014, 07:02:22 pm
Investment banking
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Post by: mizled on November 22, 2014, 07:33:56 pm
You can be a drug counselor.
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Post by: carltino on November 22, 2014, 08:46:28 pm
You can make 15$ an hour planting tulips working for yourself too.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: carltino on November 22, 2014, 08:49:49 pm
I'm about to buy a hat press and start selling hats with my graffiti designs on them.  I'm also gonna start making polymer clay jewelry and start selling it.  I was making 600$ a month after 1 month of passing out flyers for lawncare.  But my car broke down so I'm switching to shirts and hats and jewelry.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 22, 2014, 10:07:52 pm
You can be a drug counselor.

I would never be allowed to do that at this time in my life. I did an online app for golden coral. I was supposed to go today but I don't have a car and it was flash flooding here... I called and asked if I could come in tomorrow, hopefully they will still let me
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 23, 2014, 03:07:54 am


I would never be allowed to do that at this time in my life. I did an online app for golden coral. I was supposed to go today but I don't have a car and it was flash flooding here... I called and asked if I could come in tomorrow, hopefully they will still let me

wouldn't happen to be the one in Round Rock would it?
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 23, 2014, 03:21:14 am
relatively close.... near parmer and north lamar i believe.. still austin.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 23, 2014, 03:30:03 am
i dont think they have one in round rock
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 23, 2014, 03:59:58 am
on the round rock side of Austin, maybe not technically RR
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: Zero on November 23, 2014, 03:50:25 pm
I run a highly successful sales branch and most of my employees are criminals. However, i don't hire paedophiles and child molesters (Pakis).
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 23, 2014, 03:55:48 pm
on the round rock side of Austin, maybe not technically RR

ah thats kool i live near ut
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Post by: constantinople on November 23, 2014, 04:11:25 pm
on the round rock side of Austin, maybe not technically RR

ah thats kool i live near ut


go rob kids in west campus for fat$$$


I might be able to get you on with a pedicab gig if you can pass the licensing requirements for operating a taxi in austin. its not hard, trust.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: constantinople on November 23, 2014, 04:13:33 pm
I'm about to buy a hat press and start selling hats with my graffiti designs on them.  I'm also gonna start making polymer clay jewelry and start selling it.  I was making 600$ a month after 1 month of passing out flyers for lawncare.  But my car broke down so I'm switching to shirts and hats and jewelry.

I'm making close to 1,200 a month working a regular job, which it sounds like that is what you are doing anyways. Plus I don't have any over-head.

Think about it.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: carltino on November 24, 2014, 12:01:11 am
I wish someone had asked me how your can make 15$ an hour planting tulips.  Dang my jokes never go through.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: SBTlauien on November 24, 2014, 12:14:59 am
In the past I thought it was difficult for a felon to get a job, but I've work with a quite a lot of felons at different jobs.  At my last job there was a guy that did 10+ years for a 2nd degree murder or something and we were making $18 an hour but the work was shit.

If I were you, I'd try to get either a union job, or a job at a small company that's willing to hire you.  I don't think retail stores will hire people with criminal records.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 24, 2014, 12:17:36 am
doing porn.

Vids or it didn't happen
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 24, 2014, 12:28:07 am
on the round rock side of Austin, maybe not technically RR

ah thats kool i live near ut


go rob kids in west campus for fat$$$


I might be able to get you on with a pedicab gig if you can pass the licensing requirements for operating a taxi in austin. its not hard, trust.

id love to do the pedi cab thing I applied for one of the major companies but they quit talking to me after i believe they did there own background check, i have a dwi misdameanor, theft felony, and a a family violence felony.. i think they just quit talking to me.. it kind of sucks man

i ride a bike everyday and am relativly healthy for that kind of job. i have so many bills at the moment and incoming child support its crazy
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Post by: kroz on November 24, 2014, 12:29:15 am
doing porn.

Vids or it didn't happen

i have posted some one zoklet before
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 24, 2014, 12:30:23 am
In the past I thought it was difficult for a felon to get a job, but I've work with a quite a lot of felons at different jobs.  At my last job there was a guy that did 10+ years for a 2nd degree murder or something and we were making $18 an hour but the work was shit.

If I were you, I'd try to get either a union job, or a job at a small company that's willing to hire you.  I don't think retail stores will hire people with criminal records.

its just I never went to school and don't have any specialized traininng, i used to work at safeway/randalls as a meat cutter but quit to work for blizzard and then caught another felony.

and i understand what you are talking about, plenty of felons have jobs, but im having difficulty finding a new job. I've been a felon for almost 10 years

this isn't me trying to make a scapegoat for myself
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 24, 2014, 12:31:58 am
what did you steal for the theft charge? 
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: SBTlauien on November 24, 2014, 12:35:35 am
Well, if you keep getting felonies, then these employers are going to look at you as someone that may not show up to work because they are in jail, and wont hire you.

With multiple felonies, you should probably go to a staffing/temp place for a job.  You have to work your way out of that by holding jobs and not getting in trouble with the law.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 24, 2014, 12:43:51 am
Well, if you keep getting felonies, then these employers are going to look at you as someone that may not show up to work because they are in jail, and wont hire you.

With multiple felonies, you should probably go to a staffing/temp place for a job.  You have to work your way out of that by holding jobs and not getting in trouble with the law.

yeah you're right, even though my felonies were 6 years apart you are still right, I must be a dumb criminal I've realized
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: SBTlauien on November 24, 2014, 12:48:05 am
On the plus side, a temp job means you'll eventually get to collect unemployment.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 24, 2014, 12:48:21 am
I must be a dumb criminal I've realized

you are.

I haven't made an honest living for well over a decade, and not one felony conviction.  You actually work regular legit jobs and still get busted.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 24, 2014, 01:00:21 am
I must be a dumb criminal I've realized

you are.

I haven't made an honest living for well over a decade, and not one felony conviction.  You actually work regular legit jobs and still get busted.

okay so do you have any real advice?

my crimes have nothing to do really with making money.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: Nigger Nostrils on November 24, 2014, 01:32:09 am
I wish someone had asked me how your can make 15$ an hour planting tulips.  Dang my jokes never go through.

I'll bite. How can you make $15/hr planting tulips?
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: carltino on November 24, 2014, 01:39:42 am
I wish someone had asked me how your can make 15$ an hour planting tulips.  Dang my jokes never go through.

I'll bite. How can you make $15/hr planting tulips?

get on both knees and plant two lips.  ...yeah i know its corny but my one of my freinds used it on one of my other freinds on facebook and i thought it was funny.  i feel bad for posting it now since im going to be paying kroz to design a few shirts for me.  hes a really good artist.  well i have to see some of his recent work first.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 24, 2014, 01:39:53 am
okay so do you have any real advice?

my crimes have nothing to do really with making money.

you are too stupid to take advantage of any advice I would have for you anyway

have fun working at mcdonalds
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: carltino on November 24, 2014, 01:46:37 am
id say just buy some transfer paper and an iron and print off some of your abstract art.  try to throw in some real objects and transfer it to shirts and sell them through flyers.  like i said in a previous comment i made 600$ a month after passing out flyers for 3 days about mowing yards.  kept me busy all summer.  you may have similar success with selling shirts.  the shirts cost 2.50 altogether to make and you can sell them for 14$ or more if you got the right designs.  ive been without jobs off and on and ive always found ways to make money. 

one year why i had a job i went door to door with my portraits and sold 3 portraits the first 8 houses i went to.   made 80$ for a days work.  you could sell your paintings or whatever medium you are using and make easily 100$ in a day since it is fast abstract work.  only reason i suggest doing shirts is they only take 10 seconds to make as opposed to 30 mins and net you 11-15$ profit.   You never know until you try. 

then that fiverr site i showed you people who are really talented make like 50$ a day.  it takes a while to get up to that but some people do it in 6 months.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 24, 2014, 02:33:15 am
Do felanies go off your record in the US?

Here in the UK all bar Murder and Rape go off your record after x amount of years
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: ThaTermeneter on November 24, 2014, 03:06:25 am
If you are going to stop fucking up - plumber, Electrician, ironworker, carpenter, glazier, oilfield, welder
If u wanna keep fucking up - concrete, sheetrocker, painter, roadwork, 'landscapining'.


If you don't like trades work you could work in a factory, in sales, at a warehouse.

Food/hospitality just seems so dead-end, you can move up in some of those other jobs.  If you are going to stop fucking up see about sealing or expunging your mistakes.
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Post by: kroz on November 24, 2014, 07:35:54 pm
cool thanks
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Post by: Michael Myers on November 25, 2014, 12:00:22 am
You do porn? Hardcore porn? Like straight porn or gay porn?
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 12:02:13 am
You do porn? Hardcore porn? Like straight porn or gay porn?

kroz does hardcore gay porn
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Post by: kroz on November 25, 2014, 12:13:19 am
You do porn? Hardcore porn? Like straight porn or gay porn?

I've done straight porn and solo. Never done gay porn but I would if the price was right. I have a buddy I met in jail a year ago that does porn. He asked me to do some with him but it never took off. I'm not the best looking guy nor am I well built. but I'm kinda cute and have a nice wang. I'm into directing as well. 2 weekends ago after the judas preist show my gf and I made an ameature video that I think is pretty hot but most of you guys besides muffins wouldn't think so as she is fat
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Post by: Michael Myers on November 25, 2014, 12:27:17 am
You do porn? Hardcore porn? Like straight porn or gay porn?

I've done straight porn and solo. Never done gay porn but I would if the price was right. I have a buddy I met in jail a year ago that does porn. He asked me to do some with him but it never took off. I'm not the best looking guy nor am I well built. but I'm kinda cute and have a nice wang. I'm into directing as well. 2 weekends ago after the judas preist show my gf and I made an ameature video that I think is pretty hot but most of you guys besides muffins wouldn't think so as she is fat

Oh that's cool lol. You should do porn for RealityKings or whatever. No more fat girls.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 25, 2014, 12:48:45 am
never heard of reality kings. I've done porn with other girls smaller than her. I once filmed my pregnant baby mammer and my now gf suckin' dick beeithc!!!111 lol but she deleted it off my external hard drive. plus fat chicks have mo cooshin for the pooshin' playa playa babay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeopJiWnkFI
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Post by: kroz on November 25, 2014, 12:52:39 am
my friend tristian is trying to help me get a job tomorrow at burger king.. sucks .. but I need work now
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Post by: Vega on November 25, 2014, 01:34:41 am
Try scaffolding, mate.  8)
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Post by: kroz on November 25, 2014, 01:36:32 am
Try scaffolding, mate.  8)

yeah maybe I should. im not afraid of heights.
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Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 25, 2014, 01:37:15 am
Do you create 'Stories' for the porn?

This would be a good start as one : http://news.sky.com/story/1378908/naked-man-attacks-oap-at-airport-cops-say
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: Vega on November 25, 2014, 01:40:36 am
Try scaffolding, mate.  8)

yeah maybe I should. im not afraid of heights.

Get in with a local firm and then fuck off to the union after you got your hours and enjoy making over $35 an hour.
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Post by: mizled on November 25, 2014, 01:47:25 am
Most locksmiths are ex-cons.

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
Post by: kroz on November 25, 2014, 01:56:07 am
Most locksmiths are ex-cons.

Just sayin'.

thanks