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Offline kroz

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what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:00:07 am »
I have 2 felonies and multiple misdameanors. i'm currently working at little ceasars and doing porn. what can I do to get ahead? I need something more stable.
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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2014, 12:33:58 pm »
McDonald's

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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2014, 01:47:36 pm »
Interracial porn.
KFC
Janitor
Gay/Male prostitute.
Begging on the streets.
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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2014, 01:50:23 pm »
lifes a bitch then you die
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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2014, 01:51:12 pm »
Ahh yes ^^^
Suicide! I forgot about that!
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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2014, 01:58:00 pm »
elevator operator
toilet scrubber
bomb squad
hooker
politician

... or you could even be a general laborer

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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2014, 03:33:15 pm »
the guy that picks up ciggie butts off the street and puts them in a little tin

u get to clean the street for the good and u get free graveyard rollies 24/7

it cud be a cig

it cud be a joint

u never know unti ll u smoked it

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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2014, 03:33:55 pm »
You can probably get a factory job - general laborer like Spectral said.  I visited one of our plants that is in the same town as the state prison, and they have a work-release program.  They didn't tell me I was working on the line next to a bunch of inmates until after I was done.  They were actually really nice.  Basically inmates who were on good behavior were hired so we could help them transition back into society and get a full-time job once they got out.  Nothing worse than trying to institutionalize someone and then just throwing them back on the streets with no help or skills.

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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2014, 03:46:00 pm »
a factory job sounds more appealing than other things, I applied at applebees and golden coral as they hire felons
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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2014, 04:05:56 pm »
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and doing porn
How much do you get paid and what kind of porn?

LOL.
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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2014, 04:13:25 pm »
Know a felon who makes a living doing construction.


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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2014, 05:13:35 pm »
Know a felon who makes a living doing construction.

This. Also, I've literally lied my ass off on every app I've ever filled out in the past 5 or so years, they don't check it really, and even if they do, the reports aren't always accurate, kinda like a credit score. When I worked at Kellogg's I actually had served a prison sentence for trafficking cocaine in the same state, worked there twice, and not a single person figured it out.

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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2014, 05:33:10 pm »
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and doing porn
How much do you get paid and what kind of porn?

LOL.

most ive ever made was 300 for a photoshoot that lasted a couple hours
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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2014, 05:34:50 pm »
Know a felon who makes a living doing construction.

This. Also, I've literally lied my ass off on every app I've ever filled out in the past 5 or so years, they don't check it really, and even if they do, the reports aren't always accurate, kinda like a credit score. When I worked at Kellogg's I actually had served a prison sentence for trafficking cocaine in the same state, worked there twice, and not a single person figured it out.

yeah you got a point I used to work at a groery store in my area.. quit and then commited a 2k theft in the parking lot, was arrested.. then got the job at the same store again..
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Re: what kind of job can you get with felonies?
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2014, 05:55:18 pm »
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and doing porn
How much do you get paid and what kind of porn?

LOL.

most ive ever made was 300 for a photoshoot that lasted a couple hours
A gay photoshoot?
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.