what kind of job can you get with felonies?

[kroz]

I have 2 felonies and multiple misdameanors. i'm currently working at little ceasars and doing porn. what can I do to get ahead? I need something more stable.

[zok jr.]

McDonald's

[BallsDeep69]

Interracial porn.
KFC
Janitor
Gay/Male prostitute.
Begging on the streets.

[kroz]

lifes a bitch then you die

[BallsDeep69]

Ahh yes ^^^
Suicide! I forgot about that!

[-SpectraL]

elevator operator
toilet scrubber
bomb squad
hooker
politician

... or you could even be a general laborer

[bling bling]

the guy that picks up ciggie butts off the street and puts them in a little tin

u get to clean the street for the good and u get free graveyard rollies 24/7

it cud be a cig

it cud be a joint

u never know unti ll u smoked it

[Idiosyncrasy]

You can probably get a factory job - general laborer like Spectral said.  I visited one of our plants that is in the same town as the state prison, and they have a work-release program.  They didn't tell me I was working on the line next to a bunch of inmates until after I was done.  They were actually really nice.  Basically inmates who were on good behavior were hired so we could help them transition back into society and get a full-time job once they got out.  Nothing worse than trying to institutionalize someone and then just throwing them back on the streets with no help or skills.

[kroz]

a factory job sounds more appealing than other things, I applied at applebees and golden coral as they hire felons

[Obvious Alt]

and doing porn

How much do you get paid and what kind of porn?

LOL.

[equanimity]

Know a felon who makes a living doing construction.

[RestStop]

Know a felon who makes a living doing construction.

This. Also, I've literally lied my ass off on every app I've ever filled out in the past 5 or so years, they don't check it really, and even if they do, the reports aren't always accurate, kinda like a credit score. When I worked at Kellogg's I actually had served a prison sentence for trafficking cocaine in the same state, worked there twice, and not a single person figured it out.

[kroz]

and doing porn

How much do you get paid and what kind of porn?

LOL.

most ive ever made was 300 for a photoshoot that lasted a couple hours

[kroz]

Know a felon who makes a living doing construction.

This. Also, I've literally lied my ass off on every app I've ever filled out in the past 5 or so years, they don't check it really, and even if they do, the reports aren't always accurate, kinda like a credit score. When I worked at Kellogg's I actually had served a prison sentence for trafficking cocaine in the same state, worked there twice, and not a single person figured it out.

yeah you got a point I used to work at a groery store in my area.. quit and then commited a 2k theft in the parking lot, was arrested.. then got the job at the same store again..

[Obvious Alt]

and doing porn

How much do you get paid and what kind of porn?

LOL.

most ive ever made was 300 for a photoshoot that lasted a couple hours

A gay photoshoot?