The Sanctuary
Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: Chiefchicken on November 10, 2014, 09:41:10 pm
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:P ==>----8) :o
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I would munch on a bearded clam my good sir
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I cant do it lol its like a pet peeve I love to eat the cat but its gotta be clean im not trying to floss with pubes now trimmed up nicely I can handle
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Lol I don't mind, I'm drunk everyday so whatevs
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OPs avatar is got me fl of rot
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The fine art of cunnilingus is mostly lost to me. I hate it. In my defence... i have magic fingers
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foreplays gaaaay
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I like it a lot, especially when they squirt. I will drink that shit.
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My least favorite sex act. Smells weird, gets slimy, is gross. Only do this when I absolutely have to.
Do you guys ever gag when performing cunnilingus?
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No?
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Do you guys ever gag when performing cunnilingus?
never, although protip: check that shit for yeast
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Only do this when I absolutely have to.
Ok, what situation could possibly arise where you would 'have to'?
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Ok, what situation could possibly arise where you would 'have to'?
You're faced with an ultimatum: eat her out, or receive a hard caning... after which you'll be given the same ultimatum.
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You're faced with an ultimatum: eat her out, or receive a hard caning... after which you'll be given the same ultimatum.
IDK what to say....this is a thing?
anyone tries to cane me they will be sorry
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Ok, what situation could possibly arise where you would 'have to'?
You're faced with an ultimatum: eat her out, or receive a hard caning... after which you'll be given the same ultimatum.
You say caning like that's something I don't want.
I haven't dined at the Y in over a decade. Between the fact that I almost never get laid, and my ladyfriend is kinda afraid of her own vag, yeah...
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I cant do it lol its like a pet peeve I love to eat the cat but its gotta be clean im not trying to floss with pubes now trimmed up nicely I can handle
I've been laughing at guys like you ever since I found Totse, and the joke still never gets old. How/why pubic hair frightens or turns off so many supposed "men" absolutely baffles me. Considering all the juices and discharges that comes out of that open orifice, and its the hair on the OUTSIDE that weirds so many of you out....is completely ass backwards. Its like saying you "want" to play sports, but really rather not sweat. Huh?
Yes, of course I love eating pussy....am pretty damn skilled at it, and having gotten tons of complements over the years. Cunts of all shapes and sizes....hairy as a god-damn yeti, and as pristine hairless as a billiard ball. In fact, when I'm with a girl on the regular, I can often predict her period is about to come within a day or so due to a slight taste difference....a bit stronger/more prominent.
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Gross.
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I cant do it lol its like a pet peeve I love to eat the cat but its gotta be clean im not trying to floss with pubes now trimmed up nicely I can handle
I've been laughing at guys like you ever since I found Totse, and the joke still never gets old. How/why pubic hair frightens or turns off so many supposed "men" absolutely baffles me. Considering all the juices and discharges that comes out of that open orifice, and its the hair on the OUTSIDE that weirds so many of you out....is completely ass backwards. Its like saying you "want" to play sports, but really rather not sweat. Huh?
Yes, of course I love eating pussy....am pretty damn skilled at it, and having gotten tons of complements over the years. Cunts of all shapes and sizes....hairy as a god-damn yeti, and as pristine hairless as a billiard ball. In fact, when I'm with a girl on the regular, I can often predict her period is about to come within a day or so due to a slight taste difference....a bit stronger/more prominent.
Its all about personal preference my friend, I just dont like hairy pussy, maybe had I been born before the 90's I may have a. Different outlook on this... Im almost certian a large percentage of people in their early 20's would readily agree with me.
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Gross.
Yeah, you are absolutely the LAST person on this website to define anyone else's behavior as being "gross" whether in or out of the bedroom. Your entire existence is "gross"....from the way you mutilate your body, to the selfish and toxic heart(?) you possess, the demented and backwards mind, and the lack of any real soul.
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Its all about personal preference my friend, I just dont like hairy pussy, maybe had I been born before the 90's I may have a. Different outlook on this... Im almost certian a large percentage of people in their early 20's would readily agree with me.
Oh I know....which is why I say I've been laughing at your entire generation for well over a decade now. I just don't understand how a "man"(?) can so proudly be inhibited by such a silly thing. Another analogy would be wanting to walk into a bar to supposedly get drunk, and then proudly declare...."I'll only have wine coolers, thank you". :roll:
Seriously, have you ever seen the stains in a woman's pair of panties from all the stuff that comes out of that thing? I've witnessed every fuckin color in the rainbow, and the fact the hair on the OUTSIDE is what has you so leery is just comical to me. :D
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yeh, I am not into the shaved pussy thing either, it is wierd to me
I was born in the 1970's though
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yeh, I am not into the shaved pussy thing either, it is wierd to me
I was born in the 1970's though
They all remind me of the Sandra Bullock character in Demolition Man......being so obsessively weirded out and grossed out by simple sexual acts. We really aren't that far away from that considering the mindset/expectations of the supposed "men" trying to engage in having sex.
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It goes both ways, though. Any guy expecting a girl to lick/suck their balls will need to shave first.
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It goes both ways, though. Any guy expecting a girl to lick/suck their balls will need to shave first.
grooming ones' genitalia remind me of when hamsters are stressed or their cage is too small, they start compulsively scratching themselves until their hair comes off in patches
we are like those hamsters, though we scratch ourselves with plastic handled implements with metal blades inset
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No, it's more like how cats lick themselves. Just simple grooming to keep us from getting matted and ugly.
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cats don't lick their own hair off, unless there is something seriously wrong with it.
'matted'....what's wrong with you?
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huh?
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huh?
oh you probably meant cats groom themselves to keep from getting matted
I thought you were talking about pubic hair still
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I am sitting here on a site called 'intosanctuary', run by a socially awkward mormon, literally exchanging posts with zek about pubic hair shaving
Excuse me while I go kill myself for a minute.
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It goes both ways, though. Any guy expecting a girl to lick/suck their balls will need to shave first.
had girls suck my cock/balls before. didn't shave. infact ive never shaved my balls that I recall. how the fuck do you shave loose folds of skin over round balls?
id like to add that eating box is a fun pass-time as long as dat pussy smells n tastes right. I've encountered one "sour" vagina in my life and it damn near turned me off of eating vag forever.
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had girls suck my cock/balls before
lies
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I am sitting here on a site called 'intosanctuary', run by a socially awkward mormon, literally exchanging posts with zek about pubic hair shaving
Excuse me while I go kill myself for a minute
Dude, I've just realized that this - right here - is literally hell. We all must've OD'd or got shot or molotoved at the same time and now we, because we were terrible people, are forever stuck here in hell. Ha hahHAHA...
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had girls suck my cock/balls before. didn't shave. infact ive never shaved my balls that I recall. how the fuck do you shave loose folds of skin over round balls?
id like to add that eating box is a fun pass-time as long as dat pussy smells n tastes right. I've encountered one "sour" vagina in my life and it damn near turned me off of eating vag forever.
What kinds of girls? :/
And it's easy to shave down there.
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had girls suck my cock/balls before. didn't shave. infact ive never shaved my balls that I recall. how the fuck do you shave loose folds of skin over round balls?
id like to add that eating box is a fun pass-time as long as dat pussy smells n tastes right. I've encountered one "sour" vagina in my life and it damn near turned me off of eating vag forever.
What kinds of girls? :/
And it's easy to shave down there.
(http://i.imgur.com/hVxyUeX.jpg)
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Oh. I see...
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Oh. I see...
At least she's a real girl, right?
Haha, gotcha.
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how the fuck do you shave loose folds of skin over round balls?
With a very sharp razor, so you don't get razor burn.
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While we are all having to listen to Zek drone on about what is "gross", let's not forget about another one of his pathetic whines back on Totse.
Way back when he put up yet another depressing thread shortly after his baby momma had another Totsean move in with them. He was whining about the fact they used to do 3-ways, but they stopped letting him in on the action. The worst was the night he cried like a bitch because they locked him out of the bedroom, and he was so forlorn and depressed because he couldn't clean up the creampie. They left him out, and made him *GASP* TAKE CARE OF HIS CHILDREN, instead of living out his deviant fantasies.....all the while Totse had to endure his flood of tears.
No Zek, THAT is what is gross....and anything else another poster comes up with pales in comparison. I bet the day they had their bags fully packed and they walked out that door for good you breathed the heaviest sigh of relief. Now you were no longer burdened by a family or fatherhood, so you could play dressup make-pretend time to your heart's content.
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Please try to stay halfway on topic, DaGuru. You're the only one in the thread going on about that hateful nonsense as the rest of us are discussing pubic hair and cunnilingus.
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Please try to stay halfway on topic, DaGuru. You're the only one in the thread going on about that hateful nonsense as the rest of us are discussing pubic hair and cunnilingus.
And cleaning up a creampie after some guy jizzed inside your baby momma IS part of oral sex....you toxic, hypocritical parasite. Shut the fuck up Zek and take your empty warnings/threats and get the fuck off this thread and the internet as a whole. Funny how you'll derail ANY AND EVERY thread you touch with your spastic bullshit....but then try to throw your weight around with idiotic commentaries in regard to "on topic" when someone that is too truthful makes you squirm in the shit you've put yourself in.
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While we are all having to listen to Zek drone on about what is "gross", let's not forget about another one of his pathetic whines back on Totse.
Way back when he put up yet another depressing thread shortly after his baby momma had another Totsean move in with them. He was whining about the fact they used to do 3-ways, but they stopped letting him in on the action. The worst was the night he cried like a bitch because they locked him out of the bedroom, and he was so forlorn and depressed because he couldn't clean up the creampie. They left him out, and made him *GASP* TAKE CARE OF HIS CHILDREN, instead of living out his deviant fantasies.....all the while Totse had to endure his flood of tears.
No Zek, THAT is what is gross....and anything else another poster comes up with pales in comparison. I bet the day they had their bags fully packed and they walked out that door for good you breathed the heaviest sigh of relief. Now you were no longer burdened by a family or fatherhood, so you could play dressup make-pretend time to your heart's content.
Disgusting.
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Go bitch about it in one of existing hate threads.
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Go bitch about it in one of existing hate threads.
No reason to, because nobody is actually "bitching" here. Zek wanted to start prattling on in regard to what he deemed as being gross, and I simply reminded everyone of his past behavior. Along with questioning his competency in regard to judging what is "gross", considering the fact he has done a lot more gross and reprehensible acts himself that most of us would never consider....whether sexual or domestic related.
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Go bitch about it in one of existing hate threads.
No reason to, because nobody is actually "bitching" here. Zek wanted to start prattling on in regard to what he deemed as being gross, and I simply reminded everyone of his past behavior. Along with questioning his competency in regard to judging what is "gross", considering the fact he has done a lot more gross and reprehensible acts himself that most of us would never consider....whether sexual or domestic related.
I don't need your faggot ass to tell me what I think is gross or not, or whether I should care what someone thinks is gross or not. Get fucked. Get the fuck out of here you retarded dipshit. Stop being such a fucking simpleton.
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I don't need your faggot ass to tell me what I think is gross or not, or whether I should care what someone thinks is gross or not. Get fucked. Get the fuck out of here you retarded dipshit. Stop being such a fucking simpleton.
You quoted the wrong post. For the record, here is the guy that started droning on in regard to what is and what is not gross with oral sex.
My least favorite sex act. Smells weird, gets slimy, is gross. Only do this when I absolutely have to.
Do you guys ever gag when performing cunnilingus?
You. Are. Welcome. Fundie. :D
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I don't need your faggot ass to tell me what I think is gross or not, or whether I should care what someone thinks is gross or not. Get fucked. Get the fuck out of here you retarded dipshit. Stop being such a fucking simpleton.
You quoted the wrong post. For the record, here is the guy that started droning on in regard to what is and what is not gross with oral sex.
My least favorite sex act. Smells weird, gets slimy, is gross. Only do this when I absolutely have to.
Do you guys ever gag when performing cunnilingus?
You. Are. Welcome. Fundie. :D
Nope sure didn't. You tried to call in Zek's competency in judging, lol, what is gross or not (which of course isn't subjective), under the guise of doing the rest of us poor folk a favor by saying "hey guys! Zek doesn't know what gross is, because he's done things I think are gross!"
You are the stupidest motherfucker on this website, daburu
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You are the stupidest motherfucker on this website, daburu
constantinople actually growing a set
cold snap in hell or something?
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constantinople actually growing a set
cold snap in hell or something?
He hasn't grown jack squat, just pounding on his keyboard like the emotional and ignorant little child like always. Along with exposing what kind of hypocrite he is.....because again if he really was "upset" about people telling him what is and what is not "gross" he would have targeted his tripe towards Zek, not me. I just create more frustration and butthurt in his fragile psyche, which is why every post off of my keyboard is a harsh truth Connie can't handle. :D