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Who else loves to eat pussy?

I chows down on the bearded clam
4 (21.1%)
I lick that bald eagle like there's no tomorrow
11 (57.9%)
I hate vagina
2 (10.5%)
I strongly dislike the cooter
2 (10.5%)
I only dislike the vaginal goodness
0 (0%)

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Offline Chiefchicken

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I know I can't be the only one...
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:41:10 pm »
 :P ==>----8) :o
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Offline Saint Hubertus

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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2014, 09:43:18 pm »


I would munch on a bearded clam my good sir
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Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
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weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2014, 09:45:44 pm »
I cant do it lol its like a pet peeve I love to eat the cat but its gotta be clean im not trying to floss with pubes now trimmed up nicely I can handle
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2014, 09:48:13 pm »
Lol I don't mind, I'm drunk everyday so whatevs
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den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2014, 01:21:59 am »
OPs avatar is got me fl of rot
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2014, 01:45:59 am »
The fine art of cunnilingus is mostly lost to me.  I hate it.  In my defence...  i have magic fingers
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2014, 01:49:25 am »
foreplays gaaaay
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2014, 01:53:01 am »
I like it a lot, especially when they squirt.  I will drink that shit.
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2014, 02:07:09 am »
My least favorite sex act.  Smells weird, gets slimy, is gross.  Only do this when I absolutely have to.

Do you guys ever gag when performing cunnilingus?
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2014, 02:07:36 am »
No?
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Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2014, 02:20:15 am »
Quote from: equanimity on November 11, 2014, 02:07:09 am
Do you guys ever gag when performing cunnilingus?

never, although protip: check that shit for yeast
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2014, 02:23:59 am »
Quote from: equanimity on November 11, 2014, 02:07:09 am
Only do this when I absolutely have to.

Ok, what situation could possibly arise where you would 'have to'? 
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2014, 02:33:43 am »
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 11, 2014, 02:23:59 am
Ok, what situation could possibly arise where you would 'have to'? 

You're faced with an ultimatum: eat her out, or receive a hard caning... after which you'll be given the same ultimatum.
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2014, 02:39:53 am »
Quote from: equanimity on November 11, 2014, 02:33:43 am
You're faced with an ultimatum: eat her out, or receive a hard caning... after which you'll be given the same ultimatum.

IDK what to say....this is a thing? 

anyone tries to cane me they will be sorry
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2014, 06:42:49 am »
Quote from: equanimity on November 11, 2014, 02:33:43 am
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 11, 2014, 02:23:59 am
Ok, what situation could possibly arise where you would 'have to'? 

You're faced with an ultimatum: eat her out, or receive a hard caning... after which you'll be given the same ultimatum.

You say caning like that's something I don't want.

I haven't dined at the Y in over a decade. Between the fact that I almost never get laid, and my ladyfriend is kinda afraid of her own vag, yeah...
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