I know I can't be the only one...

[DaGuru]

I cant do it lol its like a pet peeve I love to eat the cat but its gotta be clean im not trying to floss with pubes now trimmed up nicely I can handle

I've been laughing at guys like you ever since I found Totse, and the joke still never gets old. How/why pubic hair frightens or turns off so many supposed "men" absolutely baffles me. Considering all the juices and discharges that comes out of that open orifice, and its the hair on the OUTSIDE that weirds so many of you out....is completely ass backwards. Its like saying you "want" to play sports, but really rather not sweat. Huh?

Yes, of course I love eating pussy....am pretty damn skilled at it, and having gotten tons of complements over the years. Cunts of all shapes and sizes....hairy as a god-damn yeti, and as pristine hairless as a billiard ball. In fact, when I'm with a girl on the regular, I can often predict her period is about to come within a day or so due to a slight taste difference....a bit stronger/more prominent.

[equanimity]

Gross.

[Chiefchicken]

I cant do it lol its like a pet peeve I love to eat the cat but its gotta be clean im not trying to floss with pubes now trimmed up nicely I can handle

I've been laughing at guys like you ever since I found Totse, and the joke still never gets old. How/why pubic hair frightens or turns off so many supposed "men" absolutely baffles me. Considering all the juices and discharges that comes out of that open orifice, and its the hair on the OUTSIDE that weirds so many of you out....is completely ass backwards. Its like saying you "want" to play sports, but really rather not sweat. Huh?

Yes, of course I love eating pussy....am pretty damn skilled at it, and having gotten tons of complements over the years. Cunts of all shapes and sizes....hairy as a god-damn yeti, and as pristine hairless as a billiard ball. In fact, when I'm with a girl on the regular, I can often predict her period is about to come within a day or so due to a slight taste difference....a bit stronger/more prominent.

Its all about personal preference my friend, I just dont like hairy pussy, maybe had I been born before the 90's I may have a. Different outlook on this... Im almost certian a large percentage of people in their early 20's would readily agree with me.

[DaGuru]

Gross.

Yeah, you are absolutely the LAST person on this website to define anyone else's behavior as being "gross" whether in or out of the bedroom. Your entire existence is "gross"....from the way you mutilate your body, to the selfish and toxic heart(?) you possess, the demented and backwards mind, and the lack of any real soul.

[DaGuru]

Its all about personal preference my friend, I just dont like hairy pussy, maybe had I been born before the 90's I may have a. Different outlook on this... Im almost certian a large percentage of people in their early 20's would readily agree with me.

Oh I know....which is why I say I've been laughing at your entire generation for well over a decade now. I just don't understand how a "man"(?) can so proudly be inhibited by such a silly thing. Another analogy would be wanting to walk into a bar to supposedly get drunk, and then proudly declare...."I'll only have wine coolers, thank you". 

Seriously, have you ever seen the stains in a woman's pair of panties from all the stuff that comes out of that thing? I've witnessed every fuckin color in the rainbow, and the fact the hair on the OUTSIDE is what has you so leery is just comical to me.

[starvingniglet]

yeh, I am not into the shaved pussy thing either, it is wierd to me

I was born in the 1970's though

[DaGuru]

yeh, I am not into the shaved pussy thing either, it is wierd to me

I was born in the 1970's though

They all remind me of the Sandra Bullock character in Demolition Man......being so obsessively weirded out and grossed out by simple sexual acts. We really aren't that far away from that considering the mindset/expectations of the supposed "men" trying to engage in having sex.

[equanimity]

It goes both ways, though. Any guy expecting a girl to lick/suck their balls will need to shave first.

[starvingniglet]

It goes both ways, though. Any guy expecting a girl to lick/suck their balls will need to shave first.

grooming ones' genitalia remind me of when hamsters are stressed or their cage is too small, they start compulsively scratching themselves until their hair comes off in patches

we are like those hamsters, though we scratch ourselves with plastic handled implements with metal blades inset

[equanimity]

No, it's more like how cats lick themselves.  Just simple grooming to keep us from getting matted and ugly.

[starvingniglet]

cats don't lick their own hair off, unless there is something seriously wrong with it.

'matted'....what's wrong with you?

[equanimity]

huh?

[starvingniglet]

huh?

oh you probably meant cats groom themselves to keep from getting matted

I thought you were talking about pubic hair still

[starvingniglet]

I am sitting here on a site called 'intosanctuary', run by a socially awkward mormon, literally exchanging posts with zek about pubic hair shaving

Excuse me while I go kill myself for a minute.

[constantinople]

It goes both ways, though. Any guy expecting a girl to lick/suck their balls will need to shave first.

had girls suck my cock/balls before. didn't shave. infact ive never shaved my balls that I recall. how the fuck do you shave loose folds of skin over round balls?


id like to add that eating box is a fun pass-time as long as dat pussy smells n tastes right.  I've encountered one "sour" vagina in my life and it damn near turned me off of eating vag forever.