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Who else loves to eat pussy?

I chows down on the bearded clam
4 (21.1%)
I lick that bald eagle like there's no tomorrow
11 (57.9%)
I hate vagina
2 (10.5%)
I strongly dislike the cooter
2 (10.5%)
I only dislike the vaginal goodness
0 (0%)

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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2014, 02:53:59 pm »
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #31 on: November 11, 2014, 02:54:07 pm »
I am sitting here on a site called 'intosanctuary', run by a socially awkward mormon, literally exchanging posts with zek about pubic hair shaving

Excuse me while I go kill myself for a minute
Dude, I've just realized that this - right here - is literally hell. We all must've OD'd or got shot or molotoved at the same time and now we, because we were terrible people, are forever stuck here in hell. Ha hahHAHA...
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #32 on: November 11, 2014, 02:59:10 pm »
had girls suck my cock/balls before. didn't shave. infact ive never shaved my balls that I recall. how the fuck do you shave loose folds of skin over round balls?


id like to add that eating box is a fun pass-time as long as dat pussy smells n tastes right.  I've encountered one "sour" vagina in my life and it damn near turned me off of eating vag forever.

What kinds of girls? :/

And it's easy to shave down there.


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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2014, 03:09:13 pm »
had girls suck my cock/balls before. didn't shave. infact ive never shaved my balls that I recall. how the fuck do you shave loose folds of skin over round balls?


id like to add that eating box is a fun pass-time as long as dat pussy smells n tastes right.  I've encountered one "sour" vagina in my life and it damn near turned me off of eating vag forever.

What kinds of girls? :/

And it's easy to shave down there.


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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2014, 03:21:07 pm »
Oh.  I see...


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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2014, 03:27:05 pm »
Oh.  I see...
At least she's a real girl, right?

Haha, gotcha.
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2014, 04:33:59 pm »
how the fuck do you shave loose folds of skin over round balls?

With a very sharp razor, so you don't get razor burn.
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2014, 04:48:38 pm »
While we are all having to listen to Zek drone on about what is "gross", let's not forget about another one of his pathetic whines back on Totse.

Way back when he put up yet another depressing thread shortly after his baby momma had another Totsean move in with them. He was whining about the fact they used to do 3-ways, but they stopped letting him in on the action. The worst was the night he cried like a bitch because they locked him out of the bedroom, and he was so forlorn and depressed because he couldn't clean up the creampie.  They left him out, and made him *GASP* TAKE CARE OF HIS CHILDREN, instead of living out his deviant fantasies.....all the while Totse had to endure his flood of tears.

No Zek, THAT is what is gross....and anything else another poster comes up with pales in comparison. I bet the day they had their bags fully packed and they walked out that door for good you breathed the heaviest sigh of relief. Now you were no longer burdened by a family or fatherhood, so you could play dressup make-pretend time to your heart's content.

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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2014, 04:55:59 pm »
Please try to stay halfway on topic, DaGuru.  You're the only one in the thread going on about that hateful nonsense as the rest of us are discussing pubic hair and cunnilingus.


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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2014, 05:06:47 pm »
Please try to stay halfway on topic, DaGuru.  You're the only one in the thread going on about that hateful nonsense as the rest of us are discussing pubic hair and cunnilingus.

And cleaning up a creampie after some guy jizzed inside your baby momma IS part of oral sex....you toxic, hypocritical parasite. Shut the fuck up Zek and take your empty warnings/threats and get the fuck off this thread and the internet as a whole. Funny how you'll derail ANY AND EVERY thread you touch with your spastic bullshit....but then try to throw your weight around with idiotic commentaries in regard to "on topic" when someone that is too truthful makes you squirm in the shit you've put yourself in.

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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2014, 05:08:33 pm »
While we are all having to listen to Zek drone on about what is "gross", let's not forget about another one of his pathetic whines back on Totse.

Way back when he put up yet another depressing thread shortly after his baby momma had another Totsean move in with them. He was whining about the fact they used to do 3-ways, but they stopped letting him in on the action. The worst was the night he cried like a bitch because they locked him out of the bedroom, and he was so forlorn and depressed because he couldn't clean up the creampie.  They left him out, and made him *GASP* TAKE CARE OF HIS CHILDREN, instead of living out his deviant fantasies.....all the while Totse had to endure his flood of tears.

No Zek, THAT is what is gross....and anything else another poster comes up with pales in comparison. I bet the day they had their bags fully packed and they walked out that door for good you breathed the heaviest sigh of relief. Now you were no longer burdened by a family or fatherhood, so you could play dressup make-pretend time to your heart's content.

Disgusting.

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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2014, 05:19:13 pm »
Go bitch about it in one of existing hate threads.
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2014, 05:30:33 pm »
Go bitch about it in one of existing hate threads.

No reason to, because nobody is actually "bitching" here. Zek wanted to start prattling on in regard to what he deemed as being gross, and I simply reminded everyone of his past behavior. Along with questioning his competency in regard to judging what is "gross", considering the fact he has done a lot more gross and reprehensible acts himself that most of us would never consider....whether sexual or domestic related.

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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2014, 08:08:01 pm »
Go bitch about it in one of existing hate threads.

No reason to, because nobody is actually "bitching" here. Zek wanted to start prattling on in regard to what he deemed as being gross, and I simply reminded everyone of his past behavior. Along with questioning his competency in regard to judging what is "gross", considering the fact he has done a lot more gross and reprehensible acts himself that most of us would never consider....whether sexual or domestic related.


I don't need your faggot ass to tell me what I think is gross or not, or whether I should care what someone thinks is gross or not. Get fucked. Get the fuck out of here you retarded dipshit.  Stop being such a fucking simpleton.
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Re: I know I can't be the only one...
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2014, 08:15:12 pm »



I don't need your faggot ass to tell me what I think is gross or not, or whether I should care what someone thinks is gross or not. Get fucked. Get the fuck out of here you retarded dipshit.  Stop being such a fucking simpleton.

You quoted the wrong post. For the record, here is the guy that started droning on in regard to what is and what is not gross with oral sex.

My least favorite sex act.  Smells weird, gets slimy, is gross.  Only do this when I absolutely have to.

Do you guys ever gag when performing cunnilingus?

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