The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: fuckeverything on October 26, 2014, 06:23:26 pm
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PLEASE HELP ME, HOW CAN I GET 185 IN CASH, QUICKLY
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If you're female : prostitution
If you're male : drive >100 miles away and sell salt as meth
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I don't have a car.
Can you pls give some real answers too?
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Nothing can get you that money that quickly unless you go to gigs on craigslist and do some work for it or basically steal an iPhone or something that you can sell quickly.
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Where can I steal iphones?
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Sell your asshole and lips to anyone that is willing to pay you for their use
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Can you guys be srs, I'm not doing prostituioni
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Sell your asshole and lips to anyone that is willing to pay you for their use
I tried to tell him bro, he just got mad
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Can you guys be srs, I'm not doing prostituioni
About the only thing you could do is steal stuff and sell it. What kind of time frame are you talking about?
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2 hours, but I don't know where to steal from
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OP your best bet is selling your ass or stealing from a cash register.
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Swim is thinking bout going to the beach and stealing surfers bag and robbing their cars, is this a good idea?
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2 hours, but I don't know where to steal from
Oh shit
Do you have an ID?
Best and quickest i can think of is steal one of those combo packs of computer ink cartridges from a walmart and return it to another. They legally can't stop you from walking out, but beware, the detectors WILL go off.
They're like $300 a pack
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Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
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Swim is thinking bout going to the beach and stealing surfers bag and robbing their cars, is this a good idea?
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This would be very hit and miss
If it's a hot surfer chick you will have a mob of virgins and lifeguards and police after you
If you manage to get one of those expensive surfboards though that would work
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How could imake the detectors not go off?
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Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
In most places, walmart employees cannot stop you from walking out of the store with something. If there happens to be a police officer in the area though, he can
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What's the likeliness of swim getting caught?
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Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
In most places, walmart employees cannot stop you from walking out of the store with something. If there happens to be a police officer in the area though, he can
I think you're bullchfitting me, i'll easily get caught for that
What about stealing from ron jonsss
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Get a paper round. Smoke meth, and peddle that bike the speed of light.
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what the fuck is a ron jons
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If u need money that fast and badly then contact someone near you on craigslist and say you will buy the iPhone their selling. Tell them to meet up some where down the street. When he shows up they will let you hold it to see if everything's okay with the phone then you run off. Problem solved. Worse case scenario is you don't run fast enough and get your ass beat up and down the street in front of all your neighbors lol Better run forest run....
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Where can I steal iphones?
Apple Store
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Can you guys be srs, I'm not doing prostituioni
Whats wrong with prostituioni?
Nothing wrong with prostituioni
#DontKnockTheProstituioni
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what the fuck is a ron jons
Surf shop.
Stealing from ron jons is never gonna work. The store attracts teenage potheads and delinquents. They expect people to steal.
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2 hours, but I don't know where to steal from
Are you in the North Pole?
But even there there would be something to steal like a Penguin
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what the fuck is a ron jons
Surf shop.
Stealing from ron jons is never gonna work. The store attracts teenage potheads and delinquents. They expect people to steal.
He didnt say Ron Jons he said Ron Jonsss
Those 2 extra s's make the difference
Totally different shop
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what the fuck is a ron jons
Surf shop.
Stealing from ron jons is never gonna work. The store attracts teenage potheads and delinquents. They expect people to steal.
Swim and and his friends steal from their all the time, but nothing that we could resell
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what the fuck is a ron jons
Surf shop.
Stealing from ron jons is never gonna work. The store attracts teenage potheads and delinquents. They expect people to steal.
He didnt say Ron Jons he said Ron Jonsss
Those 2 extra s's make the difference
Totally different shop
It autocorrect so I have to put 3 s's
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Why steal if it's nothing you can resell?
Time is ticking. ....
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Swim stole clothes cuz swim wanted clothes but didn't have money
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I hear prostituioni is a good way to go
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I hear prostituioni is a good way to go
Never.
On the other hand swim thinks breaking into surf shops is a good idea cuz surfboards are worth lots of money and surf shop owners are normally dumbasses and have little to no security.
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Can you guys be srs, I'm not doing prostituioni
Ill give you $5 for a bj. At that rate itll only be a couple of days before you have plenty of dough
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I hear prostituioni is a good way to go
I second this.
Your obv trolling because if you needed it that bad you would be out robbing, stealing, or prostitutioni to get that money. Tick, tick, tick
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I got the money
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I hear prostituioni is a good way to go
Never.
On the other hand swim thinks breaking into surf shops is a good idea cuz surfboards are worth lots of money and surf shop owners are normally dumbasses and have little to no security.
What happened to the two hour time limit?
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I got the money
Explain how
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I hear prostituioni is a good way to go
Never.
On the other hand swim thinks breaking into surf shops is a good idea cuz surfboards are worth lots of money and surf shop owners are normally dumbasses and have little to no security.
I got the money everything is good
What happened to the two hour time limit?
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I got the money
Explain how
Never admit to a crime on the internet, nice try fbi
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There is no way you got that money without borrowing it from your mommy, unless you went through with your prostitutioni idea.
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Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
In most places, walmart employees cannot stop you from walking out of the store with something. If there happens to be a police officer in the area though, he can
False. Walmart employees are perfectly able to stop someone from shoplifting. The only restrictions would be store policy
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There is no way you got that money without borrowing it from your mommy, unless you went through with your prostitutioni idea.
You mad I just made 185 in 2 hours? Yeah you mad
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Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
In most places, walmart employees cannot stop you from walking out of the store with something. If there happens to be a police officer in the area though, he can
False. Walmart employees are perfectly able to stop someone from shoplifting. The only restrictions would be store policy
Yep I knew it, that fuckhead was trying to get me into trouble
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There is no way you got that money without borrowing it from your mommy, unless you went through with your prostitutioni idea.
You mad I just made 185 in 2 hours? Yeah you mad
If you really have 185 cash, post a pic of it with your username written on a piece of paper next to it. Otherwise not only are you a 15 year old dumbass, your also a liar.
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There is no way you got that money without borrowing it from your mommy, unless you went through with your prostitutioni idea.
You mad I just made 185 in 2 hours? Yeah you mad
If you really have 185 cash, post a pic of it with your username written on a piece of paper next to it. Otherwise not only are you a 15 year old dumbass, your also a liar.
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185 fucking dollars jesus christ, why is it always over chump change.
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3/10 thread. Terrible op but some of the replies were funny
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If you had a car I would suggest shoplifting 50 lbs of copper fittings and selling to recyclers. I made 200$ in an hour doing this before.
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If you had a car I would suggest shoplifting 50 lbs of copper fittings and selling to recyclers. I made 200$ in an hour doing this before.
damn son how'd you shoplift that much?
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I got the money
Explain how
Never admit to a crime on the internet, nice try fbi
Nice Try FBI - That sounds like something off a kids TV show
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Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
In most places, walmart employees cannot stop you from walking out of the store with something. If there happens to be a police officer in the area though, he can
False. Walmart employees are perfectly able to stop someone from shoplifting. The only restrictions would be store policy
I think it is a case of Walmart 'advise' not to go after somebody just in case they turn around and shoot and Walmart has to payout some cash
#ItIsAllAboutTheGreen
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damn son how'd you shoplift that much?
just go to three different hardware stores, fill up all your pockets, will get 10-15 lbs + per store
I also used to bring an empty 44 oz. fountain drink cup with me, with the straw cut in half and glued to the lid so it didnt get in the way, and I filled that bitch up with fittings, too, and walked out the door 'sipping on my soda' and no one even glanced at me.
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Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
In most places, walmart employees cannot stop you from walking out of the store with something. If there happens to be a police officer in the area though, he can
False. Walmart employees are perfectly able to stop someone from shoplifting. The only restrictions would be store policy
I think it is a case of Walmart 'advise' not to go after somebody just in case they turn around and shoot and Walmart has to payout some cash
#ItIsAllAboutTheGreen
The rule of walmart is regular employees arent allowed to apprehend suspected shoplifters because theyre worried about lawsuits from the customers. loss prevention and managers are the only ones allowed to bust shoplifters
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Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
In most places, walmart employees cannot stop you from walking out of the store with something. If there happens to be a police officer in the area though, he can
False. Walmart employees are perfectly able to stop someone from shoplifting. The only restrictions would be store policy
I think it is a case of Walmart 'advise' not to go after somebody just in case they turn around and shoot and Walmart has to payout some cash
#ItIsAllAboutTheGreen
The rule of walmart is regular employees arent allowed to apprehend suspected shoplifters because theyre worried about lawsuits from the customers. loss prevention and managers are the only ones allowed to bust shoplifters
Yeah I had a friend who worked in Asda (the UK version of Walmart) and only the security can take someone but only if they are bigger then them by a distance.
Because if they get injured or a customer they get left with a massive lawsuit over a 50p/c drink
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Op got the money on time I heard....It looks like he took our advice after all and sold his 15 year teen booty all up and down the street corners...You made a old fat man very happy today Op....
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Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
In most places, walmart employees cannot stop you from walking out of the store with something. If there happens to be a police officer in the area though, he can
False. Walmart employees are perfectly able to stop someone from shoplifting. The only restrictions would be store policy
And virtually all walmart store policies say not to go after a shoplifter. Many workers have gotten fired for disregarding this policy.
Also, OP, your responses are exactly the reason I don't generally try to help you shoplifting/need money fast posters. Also, you're trolling.
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Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
In most places, walmart employees cannot stop you from walking out of the store with something. If there happens to be a police officer in the area though, he can
False. Walmart employees are perfectly able to stop someone from shoplifting. The only restrictions would be store policy
And virtually all walmart store policies say not to go after a shoplifter. Many workers have gotten fired for disregarding this policy.
Also, OP, your responses are exactly the reason I don't generally try to help you shoplifting/need money fast posters. Also, you're trolling.
true...but loss prevention (security) has no such constraints and is more than enthusiastic about chasing and/or getting physical with a shoplifter
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Ok somebody needs to find out what the deal is with Walmart
OP- Go steal something from Walmart openly and if we don't hear back wiythin 3 days we will assume they DO go after you
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Its true the security at Walmart will get you. I was guilty of this as a teen and learned first hand. The employees won't do shit but the security guys watching you on cam will.
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Its true the security at Walmart will get you. I was guilty of this as a teen and learned first hand. The employees won't do shit but the security guys watching you on cam will.
The vast majority of the cameras are fake.
They used to get you, but then people started suing them for it and they stopped. Walmart employees get like a $12 bonus every year, supposedly because of it
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Its true the security at Walmart will get you. I was guilty of this as a teen and learned first hand. The employees won't do shit but the security guys watching you on cam will.
The vast majority of the cameras are fake.
They used to get you, but then people started suing them for it and they stopped. Walmart employees get like a $12 bonus every year, supposedly because of it
Your probably right because I got caught in the 90's so it was back then and has probably changed today.
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2 hours, but I don't know where to steal from
North Pole?
But even there there would be something to steal like a Penguin
10/10
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Ok somebody needs to find out what the deal is with Walmart
OP- Go steal something from Walmart openly and if we don't hear back wiythin 3 days we will assume they DO go after you
I already clarified the situation
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Ok somebody needs to find out what the deal is with Walmart
OP- Go steal something from Walmart openly and if we don't hear back wiythin 3 days we will assume they DO go after you
I already clarified the situation
Other people are saying different
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I always just took stuff over to the food aisle, specifically the chip aisle, or paper towels. IDK if the cameras are real or fake but I just ignored them and did my thing, never had any problems, did it for many years.
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Ok somebody needs to find out what the deal is with Walmart
OP- Go steal something from Walmart openly and if we don't hear back wiythin 3 days we will assume they DO go after you
I already clarified the situation
Other people are saying different
none of them are as qualified to have any idea on the reality of the subject as i am
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Ok somebody needs to find out what the deal is with Walmart
OP- Go steal something from Walmart openly and if we don't hear back wiythin 3 days we will assume they DO go after you
I already clarified the situation
Other people are saying different
none of them are as qualified to have any idea on the reality of the subject as i am
Explain
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Ok somebody needs to find out what the deal is with Walmart
OP- Go steal something from Walmart openly and if we don't hear back wiythin 3 days we will assume they DO go after you
I already clarified the situation
Other people are saying different
none of them are as qualified to have any idea on the reality of the subject as i am
Explain
I've explained in my posts
Im not posting my CV
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If you had a car I would suggest shoplifting 50 lbs of copper fittings and selling to recyclers. I made 200$ in an hour doing this before.
Im still on the fence on how to reply to this. On one hand I want to say that as soon as someone brings in a load of copper in this manner the salvage yard is going to report it to the cops...after they refuse to accept it. On the other hand, I would enjoy reading a new thread in about six months about how spanky was arrested and spent the last 6 months making new friends and discovering having his asshole used as a barter item for commissary is a fun thing.