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Offline fuckeverything

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SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« on: October 26, 2014, 06:23:26 pm »
PLEASE HELP ME, HOW CAN I GET 185 IN CASH, QUICKLY
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Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2014, 06:26:45 pm »
If you're female : prostitution
If you're male : drive >100 miles away and sell salt as meth
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Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2014, 06:28:57 pm »
I don't have a car.

Can you pls give some real answers too?
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Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2014, 06:30:06 pm »
Nothing can get you that money that quickly unless you go to gigs on craigslist and do some work for it or basically steal an iPhone or something that you can sell quickly.
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Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2014, 06:30:46 pm »
Where can I steal iphones?
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Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2014, 06:31:35 pm »
Sell your asshole and lips to anyone that is willing to pay you for their use
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Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2014, 06:35:11 pm »
Can you guys be srs, I'm not doing prostituioni
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Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2014, 06:35:53 pm »
Quote from: Infinityshock on October 26, 2014, 06:31:35 pm
Sell your asshole and lips to anyone that is willing to pay you for their use

I tried to tell him bro, he just got mad
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Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2014, 06:36:42 pm »
Quote from: fuckeverything on October 26, 2014, 06:35:11 pm
Can you guys be srs, I'm not doing prostituioni

About the only thing you could do is steal stuff and sell it. What kind of time frame are you talking about?
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2014, 06:37:51 pm »
2 hours, but I don't know where to steal from
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Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2014, 06:40:24 pm »
OP your best bet is selling your ass or stealing from a cash register.
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Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2014, 06:42:48 pm »
Swim is thinking bout going to the beach and stealing surfers bag and robbing their cars, is this a good idea?
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2014, 06:43:46 pm »
Quote from: fuckeverything on October 26, 2014, 06:37:51 pm
2 hours, but I don't know where to steal from

Oh shit

Do you have an ID?

Best and quickest i can think of is steal one of those combo packs of computer ink cartridges from a walmart and return it to another. They legally can't stop you from walking out, but beware, the detectors WILL go off.

They're like  $300 a pack
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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2014, 06:45:04 pm »
Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2014, 06:45:24 pm »
Quote from: fuckeverything on October 26, 2014, 06:42:48 pm
Swim is thinking bout going to the beach and stealing surfers bag and robbing their cars, is this a good idea?
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This would be very hit and miss

If it's a hot surfer chick you will have a mob of virgins and lifeguards and police after you

If you manage to get one of those expensive surfboards though that would work
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