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Title: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Ragus on October 25, 2014, 09:31:17 pm
I've tried before but it didn't move.  How can I get it to work?
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: stentor on October 25, 2014, 09:52:30 pm
Magnets.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Slave of the Beast on October 25, 2014, 10:00:00 pm
Parlour games are generally designed for more than one player.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Gollumkip on October 25, 2014, 10:27:49 pm
Boil some lambs blood on the stove. Put it on yourself, the design doesn't matter as long as it's not a cross. Call put to the spirits, if they don't respond it means your blood invitation is either unappealing or not powerful enough. You can either burn some herbs like rosemary or oregano (not sage) or you can try applying some blood to the board to bring yourself/the board closer to the spirit realm. The point in boiling the blood is to get rid of the lambs purity which acts as a blockade for spirits, even good ones. This is why you need lamb, any virgin animal will do really but lambs are a surefire shot and their blood tends to be more ethereal than the blood of other animals. Ideally you'd want virgin human blood but I'm not going to suggest that because virgin human blood is hard and normally illegal to obtain. If you can find a donor go for it. Good luck!
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Gollumkip on October 25, 2014, 10:28:53 pm
I also have to note that it's the DESTRUCTION of purity that draws them in, not the lack of it.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: -SpectraL on October 25, 2014, 11:03:22 pm

When you play with the Ouija board, you invite the demons in. It's like how Dracula had to get you to open the window or door for him before he could get you. Warning. Bad things will happen in your life if you mess with it.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: joe camel on October 25, 2014, 11:52:32 pm
Warning. Bad things will happen in your life if you mess with it.

This is true. Demons can invade your mimd and you wouldnt even know.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: mashleshmash on October 26, 2014, 12:54:11 am
Demons invade my mind before I go to bed
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Suicidal Fish on October 26, 2014, 01:31:32 am
Kidnap a young virgin under the age of 10 and sacrifice her.

Then go to your local school with a gun and her body.

Yeah I am so sure that is how you do it.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Jedi Moped on October 26, 2014, 02:33:03 pm

When you play with the Ouija board, you invite the demons in. It's like how Dracula had to get you to open the window or door for him before he could get you. Warning. Bad things will happen in your life if you mess with it.

But I thought you liked playing with demons.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: -SpectraL on October 26, 2014, 02:35:29 pm

When you play with the Ouija board, you invite the demons in. It's like how Dracula had to get you to open the window or door for him before he could get you. Warning. Bad things will happen in your life if you mess with it.

But I thought you liked playing with demons.

It's very bad form to follow other members around the forum harassing their posts, Rodent. You would be wise to rethink your position.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Jedi Moped on October 26, 2014, 02:37:13 pm

When you play with the Ouija board, you invite the demons in. It's like how Dracula had to get you to open the window or door for him before he could get you. Warning. Bad things will happen in your life if you mess with it.

But I thought you liked playing with demons.

It's very bad form to follow other members around the forum harassing their posts, Rodent. You would be wise to rethink your position.

If I don't are you going to summon a demon to destroy me?
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: joe camel on October 27, 2014, 02:22:13 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 02:30:17 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

please explain to me just what is so special about a dumb board and piece of shaped wood that allows it to be used by a 'demon' as a doorway to our reality?
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: joe camel on October 27, 2014, 02:43:29 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

please explain to me just what is so special about a dumb board and piece of shaped wood that allows it to be used by a 'demon' as a doorway to our reality?

Its probably more just thinking oh well if i fuck around with this board something crazy will happen than anything else. But crazy things do happen when you use one. I dont know how to answer you.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: -SpectraL on October 27, 2014, 02:55:45 pm
please explain to me just what is so special about a dumb board and piece of shaped wood that allows it to be used by a 'demon' as a doorway to our reality?

It's like putting a sign on your forehead that says to the demons, "Here I am, and I'm an easy target. Come and get me if you can." They can't resist the open invitation, and there's millions of them spread out right across the planet. Marooned here by their fellow do-gooders. They might not detect it the first time, but you can be sure they will if you repeatedly use it. They will most probably detect its use on the very first time... they're just that good, and they love fucking with humans. They kind of detest humans and look down upon them as disgusting and sub-standard, barbaric and uneducated.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 02:56:25 pm
Its probably more just thinking oh well if i fuck around with this board something crazy will happen than anything else. But crazy things do happen when you use one. I dont know how to answer you.

I mean, technically, or 'spiritually', how is the demon restricted from coming into this world unless a human neglects to perform a specific series of actions in regards to the luigi board?
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: joe camel on October 27, 2014, 03:00:17 pm
Its probably more just thinking oh well if i fuck around with this board something crazy will happen than anything else. But crazy things do happen when you use one. I dont know how to answer you.

I mean, technically, or 'spiritually', how is the demon restricted from coming into this world unless a human neglects to perform a specific series of actions in regards to the luigi board?

Because by doing so you are inviting them in. It doesnt have to be a Ouija board, it could be tarot cards, those things that you swing in circles on a chain, etc. When you use these things you are inviting demons in.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 03:05:55 pm
Because by doing so you are inviting them in. It doesnt have to be a Ouija board, it could be tarot cards, those things that you swing in circles on a chain, etc. When you use these things you are inviting demons in.

So 10,000 years ago, when we were not so very much different than we are now, just without the technology and materialism we are surrounded with....how did the demons get into people, without tarot cards, amulets, and the like?
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: -SpectraL on October 27, 2014, 03:08:01 pm

Look at it this way.. their goal is to sink as many of us as possible in the short amount of time they've ben given to do so. They know they can get the most people if they concentrate the majority of their efforts at the weaker individuals of our planet. If you DON'T fuck with Ouija boards and other "talisman"-like objects, then you could be a hard nut to crack. If you DO fuck with those kind of things, chances are you're a cherry just ripe for picking. Point is, they can't resist the opportunity to take an easy one out, and believe you me, once you start fucking with them they will fuck you over. But the odd thing about it is they have to have you fuck yourself over, with their "help". They're not permitted to come straight at you, because that wouldn't be fair at all. What they do is get you to sink yourself, and they will if you fuck around with Ouija boards and that kind of shit.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 03:09:48 pm

Look at it this way.. their goal is to sink as many of us as possible in the short amount of time they've ben given to do so. They know they can get the most people if they concentrate the majority of their efforts at the weaker individuals of our planet. If you DON'T fuck with Ouija boards and other "talisman"-like objects, then you could be a hard nut to crack. If you DO fuck with those kind of things, chances are you're a cherry just ripe for picking. Point is, they can't resist the opportunity to take an easy one out, and believe you me, once you start fucking with them they will fuck you over. But the odd thing about it is they have to have you fuck yourself over, with their "help". They're not permitted to come straight at you, because that wouldn't be fair at all. What they do is get you to sink yourself, and they will if you fuck around with Ouija boards and that kind of shit.

I don't really want to know the rules of the whole thing, I just want to know why 'they' have to follow rules in the first place
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Lanny on October 27, 2014, 03:22:44 pm
'scribin for the entertainment value of adult men talking seriously, or pretending to talk seriously, about demons.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: -SpectraL on October 27, 2014, 03:24:25 pm

Look at it this way.. their goal is to sink as many of us as possible in the short amount of time they've ben given to do so. They know they can get the most people if they concentrate the majority of their efforts at the weaker individuals of our planet. If you DON'T fuck with Ouija boards and other "talisman"-like objects, then you could be a hard nut to crack. If you DO fuck with those kind of things, chances are you're a cherry just ripe for picking. Point is, they can't resist the opportunity to take an easy one out, and believe you me, once you start fucking with them they will fuck you over. But the odd thing about it is they have to have you fuck yourself over, with their "help". They're not permitted to come straight at you, because that wouldn't be fair at all. What they do is get you to sink yourself, and they will if you fuck around with Ouija boards and that kind of shit.

I don't really want to know the rules of the whole thing, I just want to know why 'they' have to follow rules in the first place

They have to follow certain rules because there is a another group of them who have more numbers and who are more powerful than them. They're all from the same original group, but there's good ones and bad ones. The good ones make sure the bad ones stick to certain rules so as not to upset The Test. The good ones can even kill the bad ones if they break certain restrictions which have been put on them. It all has to do with the premise and principles of free will and the observing of a natural outcome.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 03:25:08 pm
They have to follow certain rules because there is a another group of them who have more numbers and who are more powerful than them. They're all from the same original group, but there's good ones and bad ones. The good ones make sure the bad ones stick to certain rules so as not to upset The Test. The good ones can even kill the bad ones if they break certain restrictions which have been put on them. It all has to do with the premise and principles of free will and the observing of a natural outcome.

Uh....ok   :psych:
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Jedi Moped on October 27, 2014, 06:30:22 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: mashleshmash on October 27, 2014, 06:58:42 pm
Interesting thread.  I made a shitty ouija board outta a plastic board...didn't work.



been reading these:

http://ouijaboardtales.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 27, 2014, 07:03:09 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: RestStop on October 27, 2014, 11:42:11 pm
I had one for several years. It probably won't talk to you alone. I know it does work, anyone who says it doesn'r is full of shit/never used it. depends alot on what you ask it.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 27, 2014, 11:44:26 pm
I had one for several years. It probably won't talk to you alone. I know it does work, anyone who says it doesn'r is full of shit/never used it. depends alot on what you ask it.

it doesnt work
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: RestStop on October 27, 2014, 11:51:38 pm
I had one for several years. It probably won't talk to you alone. I know it does work, anyone who says it doesn'r is full of shit/never used it. depends alot on what you ask it.

it doesnt work

Troll? anyways it does work.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Lanny on October 28, 2014, 12:08:37 am
you realize it's actually someone pushing the move-y thing right? Like every time it "works" it's just one of your friends trolling you. inb4buthewouldneverlie2me, you got trolled hard lil nigga, best just accept it now.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: starvingniglet on October 28, 2014, 12:14:52 am
you realize it's actually someone pushing the move-y thing right? Like every time it "works" it's just one of your friends trolling you. inb4buthewouldneverlie2me, you got trolled hard lil nigga, best just accept it now.

I always suspected this, but never gave enough of a fuck to confirm it.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 12:16:03 am
I had one for several years. It probably won't talk to you alone. I know it does work, anyone who says it doesn'r is full of shit/never used it. depends alot on what you ask it.

it doesnt work

Troll? anyways it does work.

faggot?  it does not work.  scroll up to the part where i said i tried it a hundred times with no results whatsoever.  the only ones that think wee-jee boards work are mentally deficients who have no clue about reality and prefer to live in their own fantasy land of monsters and unicorns because they cant handle real life
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Jedi Moped on October 28, 2014, 10:00:27 am
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 10:13:57 am
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?

Only as stupid as your reply
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Jedi Moped on October 28, 2014, 11:47:15 am
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?
F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 12:06:15 pm
please explain to me just what is so special about a dumb board and piece of shaped wood that allows it to be used by a 'demon' as a doorway to our reality?

It's like putting a sign on your forehead that says to the demons, "Here I am, and I'm an easy target. Come and get me if you can." They can't resist the open invitation, and there's millions of them spread out right across the planet. Marooned here by their fellow do-gooders. They might not detect it the first time, but you can be sure they will if you repeatedly use it. They will most probably detect its use on the very first time... they're just that good, and they love fucking with humans. They kind of detest humans and look down upon them as disgusting and sub-standard, barbaric and uneducated.
Aren't some us us disgusting, sub-standard, barbaric and uneducated? *points at InfintiyShock and OP*
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 12:07:05 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?
F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.
OWNED!
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: -SpectraL on October 28, 2014, 12:07:47 pm

Nice thread derail, DarkFaggot.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 12:25:02 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?
F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.

Which would entail your own admission of stupidity. 

Party on, stupid
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 12:30:09 pm
please explain to me just what is so special about a dumb board and piece of shaped wood that allows it to be used by a 'demon' as a doorway to our reality?

It's like putting a sign on your forehead that says to the demons, "Here I am, and I'm an easy target. Come and get me if you can." They can't resist the open invitation, and there's millions of them spread out right across the planet. Marooned here by their fellow do-gooders. They might not detect it the first time, but you can be sure they will if you repeatedly use it. They will most probably detect its use on the very first time... they're just that good, and they love fucking with humans. They kind of detest humans and look down upon them as disgusting and sub-standard, barbaric and uneducated.
Aren't some us us disgusting, sub-standard, barbaric and uneducated? *points at InfintiyShock and OP*

Reign in the jealosy...youre going to hurt yourself
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 12:33:38 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?
F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.
OWNED!

The 70s called.  They want their faggot outdated expression back
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Jedi Moped on October 28, 2014, 06:07:12 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?
F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.

Which would entail your own admission of stupidity. 

Party on, stupid

Being stupid is not equal to purposely making a stupid comment directed at someone who is stupid. Of course I only explain this type of thing to the extremely stupid. But thanks for playing.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Jedi Moped on October 28, 2014, 06:15:09 pm

Nice thread derail, DarkFaggot.
 
Stay on topic please. How many demons have you summoned?
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 07:37:37 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?
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Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.

Which would entail your own admission of stupidity. 

Party on, stupid

Being stupid is not equal to purposely making a stupid comment directed at someone who is stupid. Of course I only explain this type of thing to the extremely stupid. But thanks for playing.

What you're saying is you're the resident expert on stupid.

Gotcha

Now go back to your window flavored lollipops and stop bothering the non-retards you adorable little bastard
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Jedi Moped on October 28, 2014, 08:31:42 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I remember in high school where some chick was talking about how her house was haunted after her and her friends played with a wee-jee board. I had just started my indestructible phase and  repeated what her and her friends did just for shiggles and gits

Nada.

I did that mirror-in-a-dark-room thing too several times

Nada

We bought a necronomicron and followed the instructions for every single 'spell'

Nada.

There are no such things as monsters

Are you really so stupid that you gave that post a serious reply?
F
Only as stupid as your reply

So you admit you are stupid. Thanks for clearing that up. Carry on stupid.

Which would entail your own admission of stupidity. 

Party on, stupid

Being stupid is not equal to purposely making a stupid comment directed at someone who is stupid. Of course I only explain this type of thing to the extremely stupid. But thanks for playing.

What you're saying is you're the resident expert on stupid.

Gotcha

Now go back to your window flavored lollipops and stop bothering the non-retards you adorable little bastard
A straw man is a common type of argument and is an informal fallacy based on the misrepresentation of an opponent's argument.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: joe camel on November 02, 2014, 03:26:53 pm
Anyways, back on topic,  more people means more energy for the demon to use, because it takes a lot of energy to move that planchette around.

When you use it you have to remember demons are like people and can lie, be illiterate, misspell or abbreviate words, etc. Best thing to do is write down all the letters.

Its not a good idea to use an Ouija board at all, let alone by yourself. Always remember to move the planchette to goodbye and flip the board over when you are done, otherwise the demon could come through the board.

How many demons have you personally summoned. Both a total for your lifetime and your personal best for total summoned at one time please.

I don't know, I've used the board and gotten a response quite a few times. Most notably i was talking to a young boy who told me someone shot him, then said the devil was coming. After that the planchette just said "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" over and over.

Once I was using it and asked how many people i was talking to, it answered 17. then i asked would any of them try to hurt me and it said yes.
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Really Awesome Nickname on November 04, 2014, 07:29:51 am
I also have to note that it's the DESTRUCTION of purity that draws them in, not the lack of it.
so, will the blood of a popped cherry work?
Title: Re: How can I get a Ouija board to work using it by myself?
Post by: Ragus on November 04, 2014, 09:17:51 pm
I aint read this thread past page 1 :content:

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