The Sanctuary
Ego => Bitch & Moan => Topic started by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 01:38:19 am
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no wall appendage could bare even the slightest amount of his weight
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(http://i59.tinypic.com/otm26g.jpg)
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(http://i59.tinypic.com/otm26g.jpg)
I don't understand this post at all.
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It is a toilet riser, for fat fucks like phox
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Thread title is actually false
In reality, he just falls off the toilet into a heap of gelatinous mass with his pants down on the bathroom floor and hopes he lands with some towels nearby to wipe his ass with. Then he yells and hopes someone hears him and gets the wedging stick to roll him over, failing that he hits the panic button he had installed 4 inches above the bathroom tile
The button has an 8 inch diameter to compensate for his sausage fingers
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So, sitting higher makes it easier to shit for fat people. Interesting, I didn't know that.
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So, sitting higher makes it easier to shit for fat people. Interesting, I didn't know that.
They don't have to bend down so far when they sit, and they can stand up easier.
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man I hate reading other peoples posts
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My posts are way better than yours. That's a fact.
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man I hate reading other peoples posts
focus on making fun of phox you adhd fuck
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I made this thread because ph0x was online but he he couldn't get his contorted carpel tunnel afflicted mandible claw appendage to click with enough accuracy to land on this thread so it's kinda pointless to post until he sees it
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I made this thread because ph0x was online but he he couldn't get his contorted carpel tunnel afflicted mandible claw appendage to click with enough accuracy to land on this thread so it's kinda pointless to post until he sees it
Hahaha... I guess we'll have to wait.
Pro Tip: Get a voice computer, phox.
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He will come around. I just pinged in irc with thread link
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since my bowel habits were 1-2 times a week for a year, along with all of the cough syrup and lighter fluid stuck like slime in my large intestine that needed to GO, i one was lucky enough to take two full sized shits, one on top of the other. i was so proud i still have the photo. yeah, it's a literal shit post, but if poop were girls this would be a 10/10 chick
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In memory of Infinityshock. Please post pics.
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I'm unsure whether or not I used "bare" correctly
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OP is a great idea, wish I had thought of it, can you come up with some sorta trapeese to help me get out of bed?
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The toilet riser must be for tall people I cant imagine that helping.
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The toilet riser must be for tall people I cant imagine that helping.
I seen morbidly obese folks using them before so I figured it would help.
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OP is a great idea, wish I had thought of it, can you come up with some sorta trapeese to help me get out of bed?
Did you break the hydraulic truck lever again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6zbY8i4_8
maybe try something like this with a few nuances, for instance, you don't need a fire pole, just fall to the floor and break through it like in the "turn down for what" video
I suggest getting a sail maker to do your tailoring
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seriously, ph0x you're a fag sack of shit, remember when I tried to buy bitcoins from you with a verified paypal account and you literally wanted my face next to a photo ID of the same name as the account?