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Title: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 01:38:19 am
 no wall appendage could bare even the slightest amount of his weight
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 01:41:48 am
(http://i59.tinypic.com/otm26g.jpg)
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 01:43:32 am
(http://i59.tinypic.com/otm26g.jpg)
I don't understand this post at all.
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 01:44:55 am
It is a toilet riser, for fat fucks like phox
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 01:49:16 am
Thread title is actually false

In reality, he just falls off the toilet into a heap of gelatinous mass with his pants down on the bathroom floor and hopes he lands with some towels nearby to wipe his ass with. Then he yells and hopes someone hears him and gets the wedging stick to roll him over, failing that he hits the panic button he had installed 4 inches above the bathroom tile

The button has an 8 inch diameter to compensate for his sausage fingers
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 01:55:49 am
So, sitting higher makes it easier to shit for fat people. Interesting, I didn't know that.
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 02:02:01 am
So, sitting higher makes it easier to shit for fat people. Interesting, I didn't know that.

They don't have to bend down so far when they sit, and they can stand up easier.
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 02:03:44 am
man I hate reading other peoples posts
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 02:05:14 am
My posts are way better than yours. That's a fact.
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 02:06:31 am
man I hate reading other peoples posts

focus on making fun of phox you adhd fuck
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 02:09:54 am
I made this thread because ph0x was online but he he couldn't get his contorted carpel tunnel afflicted mandible claw appendage to click with enough accuracy to land on this thread so it's kinda pointless to post until he sees it
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 02:13:12 am
I made this thread because ph0x was online but he he couldn't get his contorted carpel tunnel afflicted mandible claw appendage to click with enough accuracy to land on this thread so it's kinda pointless to post until he sees it
Hahaha... I guess we'll have to wait.

Pro Tip: Get a voice computer, phox.
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 02:24:47 am
He will come around.  I just pinged in irc with thread link
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 02:27:44 am
since my bowel habits were 1-2 times a week for a year, along with all of the cough syrup and lighter fluid stuck like slime in my large intestine that needed to GO, i one was lucky enough to take two full sized shits, one on top of the other. i was so proud i still have the photo. yeah, it's a literal shit post, but if poop were girls this would be a 10/10 chick

Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 02:30:32 am
In memory of Infinityshock. Please post pics.
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 02:32:11 am
I'm unsure whether or not I used "bare" correctly
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: ph0x on October 04, 2014, 02:35:53 am
OP is a great idea, wish I had thought of it, can you come up with some sorta trapeese to help me get out of bed?
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: ph0x on October 04, 2014, 02:36:20 am
The toilet riser must be for tall people I cant imagine that helping.
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 02:44:40 am
The toilet riser must be for tall people I cant imagine that helping.

I seen morbidly obese folks using them before so I figured it would help.
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 02:51:55 am
OP is a great idea, wish I had thought of it, can you come up with some sorta trapeese to help me get out of bed?

Did you break the hydraulic truck lever again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6zbY8i4_8

maybe try something like this with a few nuances, for instance, you don't need a fire pole, just fall to the floor and break through it like in the "turn down for what" video

I suggest getting a sail maker to do your tailoring
Title: Re: ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 02:56:43 am
seriously, ph0x you're a fag sack of shit, remember when I tried to buy bitcoins from you with a verified paypal account and you literally wanted my face next to a photo ID of the same name as the account?