ph0x uses a metal bike rack for support when getting off the toilet

[Bart the General]

I'm unsure whether or not I used "bare" correctly

[ph0x]

OP is a great idea, wish I had thought of it, can you come up with some sorta trapeese to help me get out of bed?

[ph0x]

The toilet riser must be for tall people I cant imagine that helping.

[millionsofdeadcats]

The toilet riser must be for tall people I cant imagine that helping.

I seen morbidly obese folks using them before so I figured it would help.

[Bart the General]

OP is a great idea, wish I had thought of it, can you come up with some sorta trapeese to help me get out of bed?

Did you break the hydraulic truck lever again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6zbY8i4_8

maybe try something like this with a few nuances, for instance, you don't need a fire pole, just fall to the floor and break through it like in the "turn down for what" video

I suggest getting a sail maker to do your tailoring

[Bart the General]

seriously, ph0x you're a fag sack of shit, remember when I tried to buy bitcoins from you with a verified paypal account and you literally wanted my face next to a photo ID of the same name as the account?