The Sanctuary
Ego => Bitch & Moan => Topic started by: Dumpster Slut on September 27, 2014, 07:19:33 am
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I'll still pet him from time to time.
But I do need to practice my counting...
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Like a battered spouse, they always come back for more. Unwyred and Tacho will be next.
And Infrared.
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Like a battered spouse, they always come back for more. Unwyred and Tacho will be next.
And Infrared.
Rowan I have been trying to ask you something for like, two days. Is your avatar a spider with a cat face, or is my vision just totally fucked?
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Like a battered spouse, they always come back for more. Unwyred and Tacho will be next.
And Infrared.
Rowan I have been trying to ask you something for like, two days. Is your avatar a spider with a cat face, or is my vision just totally fucked?
It is a tarantula eating a white mouse.
(http://www.abouttarantulas.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/10-28-2012-3-26-03-PM.png)
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It is a tarantula eating a white mouse.
fuck, thanks
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It is a tarantula eating a white mouse.
fuck, thanks
Added pic. I have bred tarantulas for the pet trade for years.
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My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness. Can't even see avatars very well.
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My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness. Can't even see avatars very well.
Well, they squash the pics down all small so some shit becomes hard to see. I actually never thought someone would take that close of a look at it. Watching one take down a mouse, or a day old chicken is both amazing and creepy and with Halloween around the corner I thought it was appropriate.
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A day old chicken? I want to see that shit.
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A day old chicken? I want to see that shit.
Lemme dig through some shit in my computer and see if I can come up with a vid or some pics....I used to go through so many "peeps" that I would buy them from the hatchery, feed the tarantulas & snakes then dump the rest at a livestock auction and break even on my costs. 8)
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My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness. Can't even see avatars very well.
Well, they squash the pics down all small so some shit becomes hard to see. I actually never thought someone would take that close of a look at it. Watching one take down a mouse, or a day old chicken is both amazing and creepy and with Halloween around the corner I thought it was appropriate.
Dude, real story.
My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.
Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.
RIP Mr. Jingles
You were an OG. 8)
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My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness. Can't even see avatars very well.
Well, they squash the pics down all small so some shit becomes hard to see. I actually never thought someone would take that close of a look at it. Watching one take down a mouse, or a day old chicken is both amazing and creepy and with Halloween around the corner I thought it was appropriate.
Dude, real story.
My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.
Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.
RIP Mr. Jingles
You were an OG. 8)
In order to safely eat a mouse they have to be rather large or rather venomous because if they are not subdued quickly rodents fight savagely for their lives. The one in my avatar is legit this big: (not my fucking hand btw)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReTCazfPg0vTdBfuEwveqxcMXVpFyvtGTzLL8lkJsCoaBqknasLw)
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Dude, real story.
My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.
Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.
RIP Mr. Jingles
You were an OG. 8)
I had a cat like that, a black and grey tabby that I named "Big Grey". He was such a mean, hateful son of a bitch that he went through several owners before I got him. He was so mean that when my kids were little he would corner them and growl until I chased him away. My kids were terrified and captivated at the same time. He terrified the local alley cats so much that they would stay far away from my alley. He died of kidney failure at age 11, convulsing as I looked on helplessly. I miss you, Big Grey.
edit - I suspect he got into antifreeze somewhere, but I don't know for sure.
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Dude, real story.
My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.
Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.
RIP Mr. Jingles
You were an OG. 8)
I had a cat like that, a black and grey tabby that I named "Big Grey". He was such a mean, hateful son of a bitch that he went through several owners before I got him. He was so mean that when my kids were little he would corner them and growl until I chased him away. My kids were terrified and captivated at the same time. He terrified the local alley cats so much that they would stay far away from my alley. He died of kidney failure at age 11, convulsing as I looked on helplessly. I miss you, Big Grey.
Here's a pic of one eating a peep. Can't find the vid, but will keep looking.
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d10/spiderling/parhybana_eating_chiken2.jpg)
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Heh is it eating its face? If so, niiice.
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Heh is it eating its face? If so, niiice.
Most predators no matter how primitive somehow understand that the eyes are located near the part that bites back, so this is common behavior. I wish like hell I could come up with that video so far the only ones I have found are from a recent breeding that I demonstrated at a friends house.
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I usually prefer animals that start devouring their prey on the butthole but that's still pretty cool. :tup:
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You people are so fucking weird I'd never want to meet any of you.
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What's up with these Mark haters? You have no place here.
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Dude, real story.
My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.
Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.
RIP Mr. Jingles
You were an OG. 8)
I had a cat like that, a black and grey tabby that I named "Big Grey". He was such a mean, hateful son of a bitch that he went through several owners before I got him. He was so mean that when my kids were little he would corner them and growl until I chased him away. My kids were terrified and captivated at the same time. He terrified the local alley cats so much that they would stay far away from my alley. He died of kidney failure at age 11, convulsing as I looked on helplessly. I miss you, Big Grey.
edit - I suspect he got into antifreeze somewhere, but I don't know for sure.
Confirmed for fat faggotry.
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You people are so fucking weird I'd never want to meet any of you.
Yes you would....you know this is the most interesting group of degenerate weirdos to have ever crossed the internet. The same way you slow down to look at a car wreck even though you tell yourself you do not want to look, you want to meet us.
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You people are so fucking weird I'd never want to meet any of you.
I'm actually pretty cool. :tup:
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Same here. I'd have a beer with him any day of the week but there's an ocean between us and I heard he stopped drinking and smoking for some girl which he never ever ever really did.
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Come on guys stay on topic were supposed to hate me in the thread.
Oh and she said no more wild turkey but beer is cool I worked out a compromise lol
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he ran off to zoklet. he's not welcome there either. lel.
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My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness. Can't even see avatars very well.
I thought it was a tarantula with a cat face, or a human face, or a lego person face or something. And, part of the tarantula looked like the person's hair.
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Come on guys stay on topic were supposed to hate me in the thread.
Oh and she said no more wild turkey but beer is cool I worked out a compromise lol
All I hear are the sounds of cracking whips.
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I thought it was a tarantula with a cat face
I thought this was just my fucked up vision
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Come on guys stay on topic were supposed to hate me in the thread.
Oh and she said no more wild turkey but beer is cool I worked out a compromise lol
All I hear are the sounds of cracking whips.
The people's mod vs the former failed administrative staff - were all equals now. The people and my approval rating for me is through the roof.
Sorry everyone but I wasn't part of totse and fuck it so deal with it. Zok made us all equals. Oh snap everyone knows they can openly talk to me damn that's gotta burnnnnnn!!!!!!
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Come on guys stay on topic were supposed to hate me in the thread.
Oh and she said no more wild turkey but beer is cool I worked out a compromise lol
All I hear are the sounds of cracking whips.
The people's mod vs the former failed administrative staff - were all equals now. The people and my approval rating for me is through the roof.
Sorry everyone but I wasn't part of totse and fuck it so deal with it. Zok made us all equals. Oh snap everyone knows they can openly talk to me damn that's gotta burnnnnnn!!!!!!
I'm not sure how this relates to my jab about you being pussy whipped?
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What's up with these Mark haters? You have no place here.
I don't hate Mark at all
Then you and I are the only one, lol.
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Come on guys stay on topic were supposed to hate me in the thread.
Oh and she said no more wild turkey but beer is cool I worked out a compromise lol
All I hear are the sounds of cracking whips.
The people's mod vs the former failed administrative staff - were all equals now. The people and my approval rating for me is through the roof.
Sorry everyone but I wasn't part of totse and fuck it so deal with it. Zok made us all equals. Oh snap everyone knows they can openly talk to me damn that's gotta burnnnnnn!!!!!!
I'm not sure how this relates to my jab about you being pussy whipped?
It relates perfectly. You're just too stupid to really respond to.
Ahh fuck I responded fuck
Fuckkkk
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My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness. Can't even see avatars very well.
I thought it was a tarantula with a cat face, or a human face, or a lego person face or something. And, part of the tarantula looked like the person's hair.
Nope Goliath Bird Eater making quick work of a mouse. Sorry to disappoint lol.
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haven't read a word of this fucking thread since my last post. you're all fucking faggots that don't deserve my attention.
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Come on guys stay on topic were supposed to hate me in the thread.
Oh and she said no more wild turkey but beer is cool I worked out a compromise lol
All I hear are the sounds of cracking whips.
The people's mod vs the former failed administrative staff - were all equals now. The people and my approval rating for me is through the roof.
Sorry everyone but I wasn't part of totse and fuck it so deal with it. Zok made us all equals. Oh snap everyone knows they can openly talk to me damn that's gotta burnnnnnn!!!!!!
I'm not sure how this relates to my jab about you being pussy whipped?
It relates perfectly. You're just too stupid to really respond to.
Ahh fuck I responded fuck
Fuckkkk
Well, I wasn't part of totse or niglet, so I don't know wtf you're talking about. You just coming off a crazy homeless person now.
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Come on stay on topic people geez
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Come on stay on topic people geez
Ok, fine. So who did you have to beg for forgiveness to register an account here?
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YO STILL HAVEN't READ MAN; STILL HAVEN'T READ
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I had to beg tacho for forgiveness
(http://i.imgur.com/CMdV4JN.jpg)
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I had to beg tacho for forgiveness
(http://i.imgur.com/CMdV4JN.jpg)
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yeah he's basically accidentallied zoklet by taking it too seriously. way too basic and over ambitiously friendly a guy and a new nigga to put it bluntly.
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he makes me feel weird and uncomfortable.
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Come on guys stay on topic were supposed to hate me in the thread.
Oh and she said no more wild turkey but beer is cool I worked out a compromise lol
Fuck that faggot Mark.
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compromises are for bitch ass niggaz
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Come on guys stay on topic were supposed to hate me in the thread.
Oh and she said no more wild turkey but beer is cool I worked out a compromise lol
Fuck that faggot Mark.
ATTA BOY!!