Mark311 came crawling back

[Rowan]

Dude, real story.

My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.

Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.

RIP Mr. Jingles

You were an OG. 

I had a cat like that, a black and grey tabby that I named "Big Grey".  He was such a mean, hateful son of a bitch that he went through several owners before I got him.  He was so mean that when my kids were little he would corner them and growl until I chased him away.  My kids were terrified and captivated at the same time.  He terrified the local alley cats so much that they would stay far away from my alley.  He died of kidney failure at age 11, convulsing as I looked on helplessly.  I miss you, Big Grey.

Here's a pic of one eating a peep. Can't find the vid, but will keep looking.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Heh is it eating its face?  If so, niiice.

[Rowan]

Heh is it eating its face?  If so, niiice.

Most predators no matter how primitive somehow understand that the eyes are located near the part that bites back, so this is common behavior. I wish like hell I could come up with that video so far the only ones I have found are from a recent breeding that I demonstrated at a friends house.

[RisiR]

I usually prefer animals that start devouring their prey on the butthole but that's still pretty cool.

[Dumpster Slut]

You people are so fucking weird I'd never want to meet any of you.

[Michael Myers]

What's up with these Mark haters? You have no place here.

[Michael Myers]

Dude, real story.

My buddy has all sorts of spiders and scorpions and other creepy crawlers. So, he wants to feed one of his spiders a mouse and buys one at the pet shop. Alright. He puts the mouse in the spider "cage" and the mouse goes berserk and starts fucking up the spider. It apparantely bit off a couple of legs and almost killed the spider so my buddy took it out to save his pet, the spider. He couldn't kill the mouse, though. Because he said "a warrior like that deserves to live" or some shit like that.

Yep, that's how I got my pet mouse Mr. Jingles the spider slayer. I actively saw him die from a heartattack. He ran up and down its cage like crazy, stood upright, like in a comic, fell down and died.

RIP Mr. Jingles

You were an OG. 

I had a cat like that, a black and grey tabby that I named "Big Grey".  He was such a mean, hateful son of a bitch that he went through several owners before I got him.  He was so mean that when my kids were little he would corner them and growl until I chased him away.  My kids were terrified and captivated at the same time.  He terrified the local alley cats so much that they would stay far away from my alley.  He died of kidney failure at age 11, convulsing as I looked on helplessly.  I miss you, Big Grey.

edit - I suspect he got into antifreeze somewhere, but I don't know for sure.

Confirmed for fat faggotry.

[Rowan]

You people are so fucking weird I'd never want to meet any of you.

Yes you would....you know this is the most interesting group of degenerate weirdos to have ever crossed the internet. The same way you slow down to look at a car wreck even though you tell yourself you do not want to look, you want to meet us.

[RisiR]

You people are so fucking weird I'd never want to meet any of you.

I'm actually pretty cool.

[Homosapien]

___

[RisiR]

Same here. I'd have a beer with him any day of the week but there's an ocean between us and I heard he stopped drinking and smoking for some girl which he never ever ever really did.

[mark311]

Come on guys stay on topic were supposed to hate me in the thread.

Oh and she said no more wild turkey but beer is cool I worked out a compromise lol

[Max Headroom]

he ran off to zoklet. he's not welcome there either. lel.

[Ninja]

My eyesite is just fucked, flat surfaces are slanted all to hell and I get fisheye effect and blurriness.  Can't even see avatars very well.

I thought it was a tarantula with a cat face, or a human face, or a lego person face or something.  And, part of the tarantula looked like the person's hair.

[Ninja]

Come on guys stay on topic were supposed to hate me in the thread.

Oh and she said no more wild turkey but beer is cool I worked out a compromise lol

All I hear are the sounds of cracking whips.