Urethra plug for safer sex/pregnancy protection (ISSUES)

[TOMMYJOHN69]

Hey yall. was just wondering if any of you had tried this.

i recently acquired some modeling clay, and i took a small piece rolled it up and stuck it in my urethra. i masturbated and climaxed, and surprisingly it worked! no semen came out of my penis.

this is where the problems start though... i did this last night, and took the clay plug out of my penis after about 10 minutes, as it seems much easier to remove it when the penis is flaccid.

i went to sleep shortly after, and this morning I woke up and my underwear and sheets were soaked in blood and what i'm assuming, semen (it smelled bleachy, which is what mine smells like). i've drinking a lot of water, but my stream is noticeably weakened and i cannot push out the same volume of urine as i was prior to this project.

SORT OF FREAKED OUT! i can't go to the doctor because i don't have insurance.

cheers,

[Unwyred]

It's really not a good idea to insert anything into your urethra, especially modeling clay as the tissue inside is hypersensitive to irritation. Have you read anything about the new, "Just the tip," condoms they're making? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/30/gallactic-cap-condom_n_5417946.html

[Proots]

I, personally, have never inserted anything into my urethra or anyone else's. I find the practice relatively abhorrent and would strongly advise against it for practical reasons, as well as medical ones.

[TOMMYJOHN69]

hay proots is here <3

i don't know. it was a really fucking stupid idea. the area between my anus and scrotum is just fucking so painful right now. like a stinging pain. and i can hardly pee. i wonder if the semen backfired and i burst a tube inside me?

[Proots]

hay proots is here <3

i don't know. it was a really fucking stupid idea. the area between my anus and scrotum is just fucking so painful right now. like a stinging pain. and i can hardly pee. i wonder if the semen backfired and i burst a tube inside me?

Yeah, keep in mind that while it's not unheard of for catheters and urinary sounds to be used for pleasure, more often than not, they are inserted in order to get something out, not to keep something in.

[Unwyred]

hay proots is here <3

i don't know. it was a really fucking stupid idea. the area between my anus and scrotum is just fucking so painful right now. like a stinging pain. and i can hardly pee. i wonder if the semen backfired and i burst a tube inside me?

Yeah, keep in mind that while it's not unheard of for catheters and urinary sounds to be used for pleasure, more often than not, they are inserted in order to get something out, not to keep something in.

Additionally, an untrained person can effectively pierce through their urethra attempting to insert one into it. Not a good idea unless you're sure of what you're doing.

[SupremeGentleman]

 : Why man, why?

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

How could you not have guessed that plugging up your dick before cumming is a ridiculously dangerous, terrible idea?  Did you think this through at all?  This is a troll thread, right?  Please tell me so.  I mean if not, I guess it doesn't matter, since you probably just removed your potential spawn from the gene pool.  Where did you think your cum would go?  That it would just sit in your shaft and dry up or something?  That's great and certainly not unhealthy at all.  Or that it would go back into your balls?  Can't see anything wrong with that either.  I simply just cannot wrap my head around how you rationalized this to yourself to where it seemed like anything other than really dangerous.  Really dangerous to your genitals.  Your fucking dick and balls, man.  You don't fuck around with that shit.  You probably did some real damage, and I wouldn't be surprised if some of it was permanent.

[RisiR]

Dude, you have to see a doctor.

I once had a renal colic when I didn't have insurance that almost ended in renal failure and they stuck a laser up my dick to crush the kidney stones but that didn't work properly so I had to have this metal tube from my kidney to my dick so I could piss. A whole fucking month and then another surgery. I wake up and the first thing the bitch nurse says is "looks like we see us again, huh" and I'm like "Whaaa...???" and she says they couldn't get the stone out and would have to shove the laser in again. I fucking died inside but then with the worst pain I've ever felt I pissed out that black little son of a bitch and didn't need the second laser.

Wiki says this

It is often described as being among the most unpleasant of all sensations (being worse even than childbirth).
The experience is said to be traumatizing due to pain, and the experience of passing blood, blood clots, and pieces of the stone

It was a fucking massacre.


I honestly wish you the best I can that you don't need shit like that from the deepest place in my heart.

[Xlite]

lol, this reminds me of guts.

[RisiR]

Chuck Palahniuk - Guts?

That shit is fucked up, too.

[Infinityshock]

If what youre looking for is a proper plug for your  piss hole what u need to use is a polyurethane-type of glue. Its designed to be used in a urethra hence the name polyURETHAne.

What you do is drink plenty of water since the glue cures ideally with high humidity or in the presence of water. Cram the tip of the bottle into your piss hole and squeeze out the entire content fully into your bladder

Guaranteed nothing ever comes out of...or into...that hole again, or your money back

[Xlite]

Chuck Palahniuk - Guts?

That shit is fucked up, too.

Yeah, that.

[aldra]

what

[Soso0]

You're gonna have to get your dick chopped off OP