Desperate.

[simplybusiness]

So my friend is desperate, I don't know him IRL. He's just online.

He has a young child and is currently out of work because the young child got sick and he had to stay with them because the babysitter was a cunt and quit on him. His family is not helping him because they are assholes.

My friend is debating some bad ideas, but he lives in a fairly "Small Town" area. He's debating E-Begging but doubts it will help at all.

He is going to not have rent or bill money. The state is being stingy because he's white and was recently employed and not a criminal. The childs mother is overseas and cannot/will not help either.

Any ideas on what my friend should do? Not mentioning ideas because this is my first post and don't want to get labeled as a fed.

[RisiR]

Sell the child?

[equanimity]

He can apply for government aid.  Going to prison for x many years is not going to help his kid.

[RedPepper]

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 1-800-225-5324. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Alyusi Islassis

[Arnox]

Yeah, I would recommend going for those government aid programs. Contrary to popular belief, they are based on financial need, not race.

Also, try talking to a church and see if they can help out.

Not bad ideas I know, but ideas nonetheless. Hope they help your friend out.

[GatewayX]

I saw this article on news about this poor single mother who would go the the toy store and find a cheap lego toy,remove the bar code and put it on an expensive lego toy then sell on ebay...seems like she was doing well till she got sloppy and got caught

[Arnox]

Oh, I totally forgot an obvious solution too.

If your friend really can't support himself, he should put the kid up for adoption. It's kind of looked down on, yes, but if it's really that bad for him, it's definitely the right decision for him.

[RedPepper]

I saw this article on news about this poor single mother who would go the the toy store and find a cheap lego toy,remove the bar code and put it on an expensive lego toy then sell on ebay...seems like she was doing well till she got sloppy and got caught

There's also a SV exec who got did the same bit.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/23/lego-theft-silicon-valley-exec-accused-of-stealing-30000-worth-of-toys/

[ngalo1983]

So my friend is desperate, I don't know him IRL. He's just online.

He has a young child and is currently out of work because the young child got sick and he had to stay with them because the babysitter was a cunt and quit on him. His family is not helping him because they are assholes.

My friend is debating some bad ideas, but he lives in a fairly "Small Town" area. He's debating E-Begging but doubts it will help at all.

He is going to not have rent or bill money. The state is being stingy because he's white and was recently employed and not a criminal. The childs mother is overseas and cannot/will not help either.

Any ideas on what my friend should do? Not mentioning ideas because this is my first post and don't want to get labeled as a fed.

I will buy his child and save him a lot of time and money.

[baby raper]

So my friend is desperate, I don't know him IRL. He's just online.

He has a young child and is currently out of work because the young child got sick and he had to stay with them because the babysitter was a cunt and quit on him. His family is not helping him because they are assholes.

My friend is debating some bad ideas, but he lives in a fairly "Small Town" area. He's debating E-Begging but doubts it will help at all.

He is going to not have rent or bill money. The state is being stingy because he's white and was recently employed and not a criminal. The childs mother is overseas and cannot/will not help either.

Any ideas on what my friend should do? Not mentioning ideas because this is my first post and don't want to get labeled as a fed.

fed and let me babysit ill do it for free.

[ngalo1983]

So my friend is desperate, I don't know him IRL. He's just online.

He has a young child and is currently out of work because the young child got sick and he had to stay with them because the babysitter was a cunt and quit on him. His family is not helping him because they are assholes.

My friend is debating some bad ideas, but he lives in a fairly "Small Town" area. He's debating E-Begging but doubts it will help at all.

He is going to not have rent or bill money. The state is being stingy because he's white and was recently employed and not a criminal. The childs mother is overseas and cannot/will not help either.

Any ideas on what my friend should do? Not mentioning ideas because this is my first post and don't want to get labeled as a fed.

fed and let me babysit ill do it for free.

I'll pay to let me baby sit the child

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

please don't abuse the term 'desperate' until you or 'your friend' has literally accepted an ass fucking in order to accrue funds to support the family

[Man Titties]

Oh, I totally forgot an obvious solution too.

If your friend really can't support himself, he should put the kid up for adoption. It's kind of looked down on, yes, but if it's really that bad for him, it's definitely the right decision for him.

arnox I'm putting you up for adoption