Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer

[unbreakable matter]

Do you see the sacrifices I make for you pathetic fucking faggots?

[Slave of the Beast]

Unless you sound like HAL 9000 you probably just come across as a retard.

[unbreakable matter]

Unless you sound like HAL 9000 you probably just come across as a retard.

I usually speak kinda fast and abrasively. I tend to pepper in a lot of colloquial words as well and this can help curtail this and give me a more accessible dialect so it's not all for other people

[unbreakable matter]

I basically talk normal speed. I've noticed it makes people nervous when I try to get my mouth closer to my brains speed. Will find happy medium someday

[RisiR]

Try speaking less for once. How about that?

[Slave of the Beast]

Unless you sound like HAL 9000 you probably just come across as a retard.

I usually speak kinda fast and abrasively. I tend to pepper in a lot of colloquial words as well and this can help curtail this and give me a more accessible dialect so it's not all for other people

Alternatively you could change nothing and go work in an Indian call centre.

[unbreakable matter]

Unless you sound like HAL 9000 you probably just come across as a retard.

I usually speak kinda fast and abrasively. I tend to pepper in a lot of colloquial words as well and this can help curtail this and give me a more accessible dialect so it's not all for other people

Alternatively you could change nothing and go work in an Indian call centre.

I've never heard any colloquial expressions during IT support. I think I'd remember "good gishnu" or "heavens to curry"

I've become keenly aware of how ridiculous some pronunciations I have are though. It really is the Scot in me. I literally pronounce dog "doge" among other things

[RisiR]

I literally pronounce dog "doge" among other things

Among other things...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s1PEV9rILF

[unbreakable matter]

Everything I do seems normal until I realize most people are faggots

that's gonna be the title of my autobiography

[RisiR]

I told Crazymike that I'm feeling it.

[unbreakable matter]

I'd probably smoke weed with crazymike