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Offline equanimity

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I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« on: November 16, 2014, 07:33:18 pm »
So I was at Wal-Mart last night getting some stuff with a friend and I came across these Warheads SUPER SOUR candy canes.  They sounded amazing.  Warheads candy canes?? omg must have!  It's rare I buy candy but no sane person is going to pass that up.  Got home excited to try one, make it through the wrapper, start sucking and...

the fuck?  This shit isn't super sour, and it doesn't taste like warheads.  It's vaguely sour and tastes like some kinda generic hard candy.  I spent $2 for this nonsense?  Fuck that.  I want my money back :mad:



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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2014, 07:35:09 pm »
lol u nevr get preggo
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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2014, 07:35:23 pm »
Stick all of them up your asshole and paint a picture with the sludge that melts out.

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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2014, 07:41:43 pm »
You can both go eat a bag of hell :mad:


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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2014, 07:43:05 pm »
And what exactly would that taste like? Old eggs?
I'll try anything once, and twice to be sure.

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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2014, 08:04:51 pm »
Have you stuck any sharp ones up your butt yet?

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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2014, 08:10:02 pm »
1 more reason for me to never go to wal mart: trannys are allowed to shop there

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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2014, 08:12:26 pm »
Rough crowd here, anyway better lcuk next tiem
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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2014, 12:22:05 am »
A 1oz bag of warheads cost around $1
 
So a 6oz box of special limited edited warhead candy canes would have been around $7
 
Not many people will pay that much for some candy canes
 
So they used a cheaper formula to keep the price low and get sales with false advertising to anyone gullible enough to buy them

Profit
« Last Edit: November 17, 2014, 12:24:19 am by Nigger Nostrils »

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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2014, 12:28:46 am »
Nigger Nostrils, your swastika and animu picture contradict each other. Which are you a weeb or a nazi?
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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2014, 12:33:00 am »
I'm sorry that you had the incredible misfortune of greedy business men.
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2014, 03:00:20 am »
Nigger Nostrils, your swastika and animu picture contradict each other. Which are you a weeb or a nazi?


Both.
 

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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2014, 03:05:11 am »
Nigger Nostrils, your swastika and animu picture contradict each other. Which are you a weeb or a nazi?


Both.
 


You're a lying piece of degenerate scum and deserve nothing more than being taken out back and shot in the head like the dog you are
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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2014, 03:21:34 am »
Nigger Nostrils, your swastika and animu picture contradict each other. Which are you a weeb or a nazi?


Both.
 


You're a lying piece of degenerate scum and deserve nothing more than being taken out back and shot in the head like the dog you are


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Re: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2014, 03:39:22 am »