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Offline Billy Herrington

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2014, 12:50:00 pm »
Fuck my thanks are gone :(
Its okay i'll jerk off your like button like i did with your thanks button

Ill jerk you off too

ITS NOT A CIRCLE JERK UNLESS THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE PEOPEL OTHERWISE ITS JUST MUTUAL MASTURBAKING K?

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We should add lanny to that, and maybe questions, if he becomes more active in our threads.
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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2014, 01:06:18 pm »

legit when I was a kid my mom thought I needed a "father figure" in my life (she read some shitty parenting book)

This explains A LOT, actually!  :roll:

And no, its not some "shitty parenting book"....its common fuckin sense, and the laws of nature. The fact you didn't have any legitimate male role models in your life is really no surprise considering how shitty/lame you turned out.

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2014, 01:12:00 pm »

I can be a father figure for you if you like, Lanny. I can get you on the right road.

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2014, 01:55:20 pm »
'Peak faggotry', unlike 'peak oil', is currently not possible on Sanctuary; just as the Sun rises each day, with Arnox in charge faggotry is a resource that's fully renewed on a daily basis.

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2014, 04:12:06 pm »

I can be a father figure for you if you like, Lanny. I can get you on the right road.

This sounds like you're trying to woo him.

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2014, 07:09:18 pm »

I can be a father figure for you if you like, Lanny. I can get you on the right road.

This sounds like you're trying to woo him.


Woos are people, too.

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2014, 07:14:43 pm »

I can be a father figure for you if you like, Lanny. I can get you on the right road.

This sounds like you're trying to woo him.


Woos are people, too.

Spectral you fucking bitch I thought I was your one and only

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2014, 07:19:47 pm »

legit when I was a kid my mom thought I needed a "father figure" in my life (she read some shitty parenting book)

This explains A LOT, actually!  :roll:

And no, its not some "shitty parenting book"....its common fuckin sense, and the laws of nature. The fact you didn't have any legitimate male role models in your life is really no surprise considering how shitty/lame you turned out.

Lol, I should have known better than to post that but I was drunk so fuck you.

I always get a kick out of how you try to psychoanalyze me over the internet but all you've got is like 50s era shitty pop-psych to go off of. "laws of nature" lol.

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2014, 07:29:03 pm »

Spectral you fucking bitch I thought I was your one and only

Don't worry. You're still Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday nights.


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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2014, 07:34:23 pm »
yur all nonsyncan plebs amirite ;0
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2014, 02:30:06 am »


I always get a kick out of how you try to psychoanalyze me over the internet but all you've got is like 50s era shitty pop-psych to go off of. "laws of nature" lol.

But it's not "50's era psych"....instead simple common sense and the way of the world. Its no surprise over the last few decades with the breakdown of families in a traditional sense why there is more problems in this world, as well as multitudes of emotionally and socially defunct kids as a product of that familial dysfunction. Then you add the "new age" psychiatry of not hitting kids, not instilling discipline, and not having male role models (like yourself)....there is a whole generation of malcontents and weirdos out there. And that isn't exclusive just to the ghettos, but just as prevalent in suburbia too.

Just look at yourself Lanny, there is very little about you that is "normal" on the male end of the spectrum....not in any traditional sense. Your entire existence revolves around a computer, sitting on your ass staring at a screen and banging on a keyboard. We never hear you talk about sports. Or trying to score with women. Or partying. Or getting into fights. Or just going out and raising hell sometimes. You are about as passive and effeminate as could be without being a girl. Hell, you even pretended to be a girl as some source of recreation(?) for a couple of years.....again all the time sitting stagnant behind a computer like a bitch.

You couldn't be much more "un-manly" unless you were playing dressup like Zek. And a lot of that DOES have to do with the environment you were raised in and the lack of capable/traditional MEN that were never in your life.

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2014, 04:46:03 am »
But it's not "50's era psych"....instead simple common sense and the way of the world. Its no surprise over the last few decades with the breakdown of families in a traditional sense why there is more problems in this world, as well as multitudes of emotionally and socially defunct kids as a product of that familial dysfunction. Then you add the "new age" psychiatry of not hitting kids, not instilling discipline, and not having male role models (like yourself)....there is a whole generation of malcontents and weirdos out there. And that isn't exclusive just to the ghettos, but just as prevalent in suburbia too.

You remind me of my grampa, only he isn't a huge faggot on the internet. You both have these half cute, half sad notions about how the world should be that are outdated by half a century. If you're not an old fuck then you do a good job of acting like one.

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Just look at yourself Lanny, there is very little about you that is "normal" on the male end of the spectrum....not in any traditional sense. Your entire existence revolves around a computer, sitting on your ass staring at a screen and banging on a keyboard. We never hear you talk about sports. Or trying to score with women. Or partying. Or getting into fights. Or just going out and raising hell sometimes. You are about as passive and effeminate as could be without being a girl. Hell, you even pretended to be a girl as some source of recreation(?) for a couple of years.....again all the time sitting stagnant behind a computer like a bitch.

Just because I don't talk about something on the internet doesn't mean it isn't part of my life. Honestly most of those things sound tremendously boring to talk about on the internet. I mean if you really want to hear about my love life and partying I can tell you, but it's beyond me why anyone would be interested. And if sexual conquest and fighting are the hallmarks of manhood to you then you're one insecure fucker, some of us are confident without needing violence and sexual bragging for validation.

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2014, 04:47:49 am »
I think today it's actually getting faggier

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2014, 04:50:49 am »

This looks like a job for the TOTSE ARMY.

*slips on black latex gloves*

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Re: Tonight, this place has reached maximum faggotry
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2014, 04:52:45 am »

This looks like a job for the TOTSE ARMY.

*slips on black latex gloves*

uhh

I think you have the totse army mixed up with...

...something... else.