W can go several ways on this. I call them "The Ways of the Fun Bunch".
1. Hey, it's only a forum. Don't take it so seriously.
2. This is our forum, and if you don't like it, leave.
3. We have lives. We don't have time for your frivolous complaints.
4. Problem? What exactly do you mean by "problem"?
5. Anyone for a banner contest??
6. *unnatural silence for an extended period*
7. How about we make one of you excessive complainers a mod? Would that back you all off?
8. We're wording a TTFN version 3, just in case. There's some difference of opinion on the grammar, but we're now quite ready if things don't go our way.
9. Anyone seen psychomanthis around? If we sick him on you all, you won't have time to complain between bogus bans and arbitrary infractions.
10. Anybone wanna see my license plate? It's really cool...