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The Gentlemens Parlor - November Wanksgiving Edition
« on: November 10, 2014, 06:44:21 pm »
Welcome to Novembers parlor thread. Here the gentle souls residing at Sanctuary are given a harsh-my-mellow free zone. We have flower arranging in the morning. Tea and cucumber sandwiches in the afternoon. Smoking jackets and fine cognac in the evening. A universal haven for the easily offended, passive-aggressive, 'nice' people who feel the world of uninhibited free speech is simply too brutal and uncivilized. Intemperate language, strong opinions, blunt statements (even if irrefutably rational), criticism, sardonic wit and contempt for simple-mindedness are all heavily frowned upon and may result in tear-stained upholstery.


Here we call cigarettes "fags" and sex "shagging". Unreasonable crudeness or vulgarity will not be tolerated and any offenders to these rules will be considered "Uneducated Wankers". Luckily if you find yourself in this group you may educate yourself and graduate to the "Educated Wankers" consideration. Unfortunately Once a wanker always a wanker. We also act very British in here so we have tea and say "I haven't the foggiest" when we don't get something, That's concludes The Extra tidbits section. Cheerio!

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Cheerio good chaps!
« Last Edit: November 11, 2014, 04:32:32 am by Σ »
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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2014, 07:03:08 pm »
Here we call cigarettes "fags"

In my area, a local colloquialism for a 'faggot' is 'cock-smoker'. 

oh, and cheerio, my good man, and whatnot.
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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2014, 07:08:23 pm »
I have arriven! With my presence this thread will surely deteriorate!
« Last Edit: November 10, 2014, 07:15:35 pm by Σ »
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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2014, 07:40:11 pm »
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown: 


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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2014, 07:43:53 pm »
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

who's up for a civilized game of the gentleman's sport of billiards?
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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2014, 07:48:40 pm »
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

It is just a fortunate coincidence that rich white straight men fit the definition of 'gentlemen'. 
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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2014, 08:00:22 pm »
am I allowed to bring my chauffeur? he's a free man

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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2014, 08:10:25 pm »
am I allowed to bring my chauffeur? he's a free man



It is my opinion black folk are bred ignorant...he can wait for you in the hansom.

edit - I forgot....old chum
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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2014, 08:46:08 pm »
Charmed to meet you all, I'm Krozler
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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2014, 08:51:40 pm »
verily, fornicate with constables I say. Forsooth!

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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2014, 09:10:28 pm »
It is just a fortunate coincidence that rich white straight men fit the definition of 'gentlemen'. 

Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never been loosened or fertilised by education: they grow there, firm as weeds among stones.


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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2014, 09:20:53 pm »
I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

Gentlemen does not refer to exclusively wealthy, male, Caucasoid.
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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2014, 09:27:46 pm »
Need moar booze
« Last Edit: November 10, 2014, 09:52:34 pm by Σ »
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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2014, 09:28:45 pm »
Gentlemen does not refer to exclusively wealthy, male, Caucasoid.

The word carries with it certain connotations.  Those being largely misogynistic and discriminatory in nature.  This is doubly true in cases of "clubs", "parlors", and the like; where a sense of exclusivity pervades the thread.
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Re: The Gentlemens Parlor - November Thankswanking Edition
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2014, 09:34:20 pm »
A universal haven...

I'm offended about this being a "Gentleman's Parlor".  Does that translate into this being an exclusive club for straight rich white men? :frown:

No. Believe it or not but I was quite careful about the wording of the Club description. Besides, if you ask the young gentleman staffing the cloakroom nicely he'll happily supply you with a codpiece.

For the discerning member's reference: