Welcome to Novembers parlor thread. Here the gentle souls residing at Sanctuary are given a harsh-my-mellow free zone. We have flower arranging in the morning. Tea and cucumber sandwiches in the afternoon. Smoking jackets and fine cognac in the evening. A universal haven for the easily offended, passive-aggressive, 'nice' people who feel the world of uninhibited free speech is simply too brutal and uncivilized. Intemperate language, strong opinions, blunt statements (even if irrefutably rational), criticism, sardonic wit and contempt for simple-mindedness are all heavily frowned upon and may result in tear-stained upholstery.
Here we call cigarettes "fags" and sex "shagging". Unreasonable crudeness or vulgarity will not be tolerated and any offenders to these rules will be considered "Uneducated Wankers". Luckily if you find yourself in this group you may educate yourself and graduate to the "Educated Wankers" consideration. Unfortunately Once a wanker always a wanker. We also act very British in here so we have tea and say "I haven't the foggiest" when we don't get something, That's concludes The Extra tidbits section. Cheerio!
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Cheerio good chaps!
