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Offline fuckeverything

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stealing from peoples yards
« on: November 10, 2014, 02:17:50 am »
Swim wanted to steal shut from peoples yards, specifically bikes, how should swim go about this?

Offline Saint Hubertus

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Re: stealing from peoples yards
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2014, 02:19:11 am »
1) go at night
2) take bike
3) ride away
4)pawnshop bike on another town (NOT THE ONE YOU STOLE IT FROM)
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: stealing from peoples yards
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2014, 04:19:14 am »
Why not get bolt cutters and steal bikes left over night at schools

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Re: stealing from peoples yards
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2014, 10:19:08 am »
bling bling back yard dash

1 minute to take everything

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Re: stealing from peoples yards
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2014, 11:20:25 am »

Instead of stealing from the back yard, it would be a much worse idea to steal THE back yard. Then you could sell it on E-Bay...

FOR SALE:

One (1) backyard. Comes with vegetable garden, clothesline, grass (some limited browning in spots), bird feeder and wooden fence/gate (slightly damaged). No deliveries... must pick up.

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Re: stealing from peoples yards
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2014, 10:05:27 pm »
Gather all the stuff from their yard then put it on the curb. Now you can take it legally because its trash.
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Re: stealing from peoples yards
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2014, 10:15:14 pm »
Gather all the stuff from their yard then put it on the curb. Now you can take it legally because its trash.

Two-Step Yard Removal.

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Re: stealing from peoples yards
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2014, 03:15:12 am »
You need a partner to do the two-step yard removal.

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Re: stealing from peoples yards
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2014, 02:02:35 am »
another thought is to get a conversion van or pick-up and steal people's fancy electric grills while they sleep.

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Re: stealing from peoples yards
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2014, 05:08:20 am »
another thought is to get a conversion van or pick-up and steal people's fancy electric grills while they sleep.

You would admit to driving one of those pieces of shit? Kill yourself now.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Re: stealing from peoples yards
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2014, 04:49:11 am »
another thought is to get a conversion van or pick-up and steal people's fancy electric grills while they sleep.

You would admit to driving one of those pieces of shit? Kill yourself now.


nobody admitted anything. hang yourself in public.