ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?

[baby raper]

Like you saw there mom bend over so u go bust a chunky load in like 30second in there downstairs bathroom?

[Saint Hubertus]

Not necessary I explode in my pant the moment I see anything sexually related so is not necessary

I think is called premature ejcaaulation

[bling bling]

i tried but his mom sed no

[baby raper]

i tried but his mom sed no

since when does bling listen to women.

[joe camel]

Once i was doing community service at the church i go to and went to the bathroom and fapped while thinking about anal w the pastors wife.

My life is fucked up.

[Bewbees]

I jack off at friends houses all the time, i think its why i dont get invited back.

[bling bling]

i tried but his mom sed no

since when does bling listen to women.

WE tried to fuck but his dad sed no

[Σ]

One time i tried to jack my friends house off real quick does that count?

[mashleshmash]

Yes, with reason.  We wanted to see if my sperm would light up under LED lights.  It didn't really.  But I was on his dirty ass bathroom floor fapping to a magazine of drew barrymore.

[zok jr.]

Why would it be chunky is that like a dietary thing?

[RisiR]

I did jerk it at - at least - 3 of buddies' places. Multiple times.

I could tell you some pretty fucked up stories about me jerking off at my buddies' places, lol.

[Saint Hubertus]

*meth

[helladamnleet]

Yeah, a lot of times. Especially at this one friend who had a SUPER hot mom's house because she'd leave bras and panties all over the main bathroom. I swear she's the reason I started jacking off at 8