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Offline Bewbees

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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2014, 05:43:25 am »
15) suck dick for that shit

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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2014, 07:46:34 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com

12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
15/ Turn to prostitution
16/ Move to hollywood and fuck moviestars
17)buy heroin and lose everything again
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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2014, 12:44:55 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com

12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
15/ Turn to prostitution
16/ Move to hollywood and fuck moviestars
17)buy heroin and lose everything again

18/Suck Dick on Santa Monica Blvd to make money
19/ Spend On Booze
20/ Take a piss in the street and get arrested and get raped in jail
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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2014, 01:22:24 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com

12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
15/ Turn to prostitution
16/ Move to hollywood and fuck moviestars
17)buy heroin and lose everything again

18/Suck Dick on Santa Monica Blvd to make money
19/ Spend On Booze
20/ Take a piss in the street and get arrested and get raped in jail

21. Get out of jail
22. Kill the rapist
23. Get high
24. Make quote pyramids
25. Get charged with murder for 22
26. Go back to jail
27. Get raped again