so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"

[joe camel]

So there i am, high af on my friends couch. The guy across from me looks at me and says hes about to take a blast. He then finishes his beer and starts fucking w the can. Then he drops a rock on it and starts smoking crack right there in the living room and im laughing my ass off by now. Then my home boy gets pissed, i told you not to be smoking in my house and proceeds to kick him out.

I thought it was hilarious.

[Saint Hubertus]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

[Max Headroom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQhAzgTJGD0

[joe camel]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

He was a far too experienced crackhead to drop rocks lol

[Suicidal Fish]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

[Saint Hubertus]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

[Max Headroom]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

[Saint Hubertus]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze

[Bewbees]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze

6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

[Saint Hubertus]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze

6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze

[Max Headroom]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze

6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com

[joe camel]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze

6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

Yes.

[joe camel]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze

6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze

Also yes

[Suicidal Fish]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze

6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze

1/Drink Booze all at once
2/Go to Police Station and wet yourself
3/Get locked Up
4/Free Room and Board

[Suicidal Fish]

1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock

1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze

6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com

12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze