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So there i am, high af on my friends couch. The guy across from me looks at me and says hes about to take a blast. He then finishes his beer and starts fucking w the can. Then he drops a rock on it and starts smoking crack right there in the living room and im laughing my ass off by now. Then my home boy gets pissed, i told you not to be smoking in my house and proceeds to kick him out.

I thought it was hilarious.
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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2014, 11:45:35 pm »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2014, 12:42:01 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

He was a far too experienced crackhead to drop rocks lol
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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2014, 12:53:10 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock
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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2014, 12:59:50 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2014, 01:04:58 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2014, 01:08:20 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze

Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2014, 01:11:18 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2014, 01:15:30 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2014, 01:16:23 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2014, 02:27:24 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

Yes.
Having a dookie is like being raped backwards by a dick of shit - Jamie "Fuck Constipation" Lee Curtis

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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2014, 02:27:54 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze

Also yes
Having a dookie is like being raped backwards by a dick of shit - Jamie "Fuck Constipation" Lee Curtis

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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2014, 05:35:47 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

1) sell plasma for heroin money
2) go buy heroin
3) rob dealer
4) sell and buy booze

1/Drink Booze all at once
2/Go to Police Station and wet yourself
3/Get locked Up
4/Free Room and Board
A billion Chinese can’t be wrong: eat rice.

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Re: so i was at my friends house and this guy says hes about to "take a blast"
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2014, 05:37:20 am »
1) Check the floor to see if any rocks were dropped
2) Resell the aforementioned rocks
3) Use money for booze

1/Sell Booze to Rich Kids
2/Reinvest in Rock


1) Cut rock with lidocaine and caffeine
3) Sell rock
4) Reinvest in booze

1) Sell booze double the price to 7th graders
1) use money to buy a technics turntable
1.5) make remixes of having a blast by green day

1) Sell remix to green day
2) get famous by selling the aforementioned remix
3) Start Djing at parties
4) release your own album
5) use album money to buy booze
6) pick up heroin
7)sell out
8)go broke

9) Sue green day for defamation of character because they promoted your remix by going on a 1997 nimrod tour because mike dirnt has the ability to do meth and play basslines to time travel
10) time of your life becomes major hit when they play it on the last seinfeld episode
11) http://seinquest2000.com

12/ You Invest in Nazi Kippahs
13/ Go Broke
14/ Beg until you can afford Booze
A billion Chinese can’t be wrong: eat rice.