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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1395 on: October 16, 2014, 12:06:03 am »
i became an arachist at 13
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1396 on: October 16, 2014, 01:16:02 am »
how likely is it that a government employee, significantly more intelligent than the average person...

This made me laugh so fucking hard.  I'm sorry to inform you, but most government employees are fucking retarded.

I know, and I knew someone would probably misunderstand this. I meant in that field. To give you a comparison, the average IQ for a university graduate (4 year degree) is 115. The average IQ for the average White is 100, 1 standard deviation below that. That's bad, really really bad. So even though someone in that position is going to be significantly more intelligent than average, it's a pretty low bar to beat.

the gollum hydro thing is pretty funny if its true but itsso lame im convinced its not

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It's actually not true lol. I can't believe anybody fell for it, it was all one big elaborate troll we thought of while we were drunk.

I never believed it. She is pregnant though, right?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1397 on: October 16, 2014, 01:49:42 am »
psychometrics is hardly even a real science lol
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1398 on: October 16, 2014, 02:07:32 am »
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1399 on: October 16, 2014, 05:13:30 am »
how likely is it that a government employee, significantly more intelligent than the average person...

This made me laugh so fucking hard.  I'm sorry to inform you, but most government employees are fucking retarded.

I know, and I knew someone would probably misunderstand this. I meant in that field. To give you a comparison, the average IQ for a university graduate (4 year degree) is 115. The average IQ for the average White is 100, 1 standard deviation below that. That's bad, really really bad. So even though someone in that position is going to be significantly more intelligent than average, it's a pretty low bar to beat.

the gollum hydro thing is pretty funny if its true but itsso lame im convinced its not

you both Suck.
It's actually not true lol. I can't believe anybody fell for it, it was all one big elaborate troll we thought of while we were drunk.

I never believed it. She is pregnant though, right?
I was trolling dude. I did go diving in her swimmy hole and she is pregnant. The timing and circumstances make it likely to have been me. I mean you guys wouldn't believe it anyway even if we had a porno made with our usernames written in sharpie on us so, believe what you want. You know, I trolled on here about being gay so much she had to ask? Lolol. Fuck you should see her dildo collection she has an entire cabinet for them and they're all organized by size. I hope she doesn't see this post, she told me not to tell anyone.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1400 on: October 16, 2014, 05:14:02 am »
"Tyrone johnstone" was my favorite dildo
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1401 on: October 16, 2014, 05:16:43 am »
she gon' see it and get mad
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1402 on: October 16, 2014, 05:22:51 am »
If only I told you the things she does to that poor Tyrone...
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1403 on: October 16, 2014, 07:16:21 am »
Man I cannot wait to buy myself a Saddleback Leather wallet.  Expensive, but worth it.  I might spring for one of their belts too.

same thing for straight razors, found a well-rated dude selling used ones, pre-honed and ready, he's got some for cheap that are cosmetically blemished for people like me just dipping their toe in to start.

Christmas this year is gonna rule just off what I'm getting myself
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1404 on: October 16, 2014, 12:09:19 pm »
You guys, what happened?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1405 on: October 16, 2014, 12:37:29 pm »
Bill Cosby happened.  Yes, yes he did.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1406 on: October 16, 2014, 12:49:09 pm »
Bill Cosby happened.  Yes, yes he did.

Shit, i didn't want to jump to conclusions but i had i feeling that was the case. :'(
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1407 on: October 16, 2014, 04:39:10 pm »
my 15 minute schizorant turned into bill cosby at one point, the influenza is too stronguh
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1408 on: October 16, 2014, 04:42:37 pm »
since we're both formally trained in aspieness could you make my album better somehow?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1409 on: October 16, 2014, 04:54:06 pm »
ill engineer/master it to the fullest extent ill tell u when its finished
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.