Golum, I've never met you but your posting style made me hate you from the first post I read of you.
Imagine this.
Hydromorphone is indeed pregnant with your baby. Well, babies. Quadruplets. And all four of them have down syndrome but because of some hippy bullshit you've figured it out too late to abort and because Hydromorphone is apparantely a fat fuck with a fat pussy the extremely strenous natural shamanistic birth in a kiddy pool behind the horse shack you chose will kill her. All four of the mongoloids survive and you're now left with them and have to raise them, without any financial income, in a garage full of chickens with another guy who accepts you as his new wife and fucks your fat ass like he used to fuck Hydromorphone's fat pussy and then you both cry while holding a starving mongo baby in each arm.
Yea... that's fucked up. Good luck.