Oh my god, everything is sore. Went to a house party my buddy was throwing, and since it's probably the last time I'm going to see most of these people for quite a while, I went hard, no fux given. Danced my ass off, puked up whiskey everywhere, wrestled with people twice my size, possibly caused my ex-gf and her new bf to break up (although they both somehow love me more for it), argued with everyone about everything, and even got a little tail. Somehow managed to find some heroin, too.
Ah rizzah, the trail of destruction you leave in your path. *shakes head*