Unless there is some deeper meaning to this thread (and I don't see even a hint of this), this is the worst, unfunniest thread I have ever seen.
I find toilet humor to be the lowest sort of human expression, mostly relegated to hapless 30 year olds with down's syndrome who fish their own feces out of the commode to paint themselves with it, and then clap with retarded joy at the results as they peer into a mirror. Or jews. Jews like to talk about human shit and piss and assholes and such. Are you a fucking jew or something?