I just tried to meditate

[manna]

But I couldn't stop hearing the loud, somewhat annoying voice of some relative (great aunt I guess) who's drinking red wine and wearing a valure tracksuit and going on about some 10 year old girl a friend/relative of hers has massively overdeveloped breasts and hair all over her body. I tuned it out until she said "I told her 'you've gotta wax that girl'" then lost it and made this thread

[Enter]

Read: I just tried to start wasting the fuck out of my life rather than achieve the bliss and benefits of successful meditation using just 4 tabs of bunk acid and the new primus album.

[manna]

Read: I just tried to start wasting the fuck out of my life rather than achieve the bliss and benefits of successful meditation using just 4 tabs of bunk acid and the new primus album.

holy shit, what year do you think it is?

[Σ]

Sometimes its just not time to meditate. Im pretty sure no matter how intensely I was meditating if I heard anyone say that I would lose my shit. Just wait to she falls asleep at 11 from the wine.

[equanimity]

Sometimes I'll meditate with my noise cancelling headphones on.

[RisiR]

"I told her 'you've gotta wax that girl'"

LOL.

Make the hairy girl the center of your meditation and become one. Get waxed by your aunt and achieve divine euphoria and profound hairlessness.

[manna]

Sometimes its just not time to meditate. Im pretty sure no matter how intensely I was meditating if I heard anyone say that I would lose my shit. Just wait to she falls asleep at 11 from the wine.

Na, someone else is coming over later and they'll all be drankin til the wee hours but it's a lil quieter now, I'm gonna try again in a minute

She's wearing a valure tracksuit and drinking generic red wine, I need to roll farther from this tree

[Enter]

Read: I just tried to start wasting the fuck out of my life rather than achieve the bliss and benefits of successful meditation using just 4 tabs of bunk acid and the new primus album.

holy shit, what year do you think it is?

Tonight, I'm going to induce a lucid dream where I slit your spic throat.

[manna]

Read: I just tried to start wasting the fuck out of my life rather than achieve the bliss and benefits of successful meditation using just 4 tabs of bunk acid and the new primus album.

holy shit, what year do you think it is?

Tonight, I'm going to induce a lucid dream where I slit your spic throat.

I've dreamed of this moment for five whole week days

[Lanny]

"I told her 'you've gotta wax that girl'"

LOL.

Make the hairy girl the center of your meditation and become one. Get waxed by your aunt and achieve divine euphoria and profound hairlessness.

lol, actually pretty close to the connocial advice. I'm not a big advocate of worldviews that encourage meditation, but when that wasn't the case I was kinda surprised to learn that generally it's more "productive" to accept the absurd than it was to deny it. I remember really fighting to "clear my mind" and then realizing that just being like "Ok lol, this is something I'm thinking about and that's OK but ima set it aside for the moment" was more likely to produce a "clear" mind.

[constantinople]

"I told her 'you've gotta wax that girl'" then lost it and made this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5CqcAFgTs


"You can shave off ya pussy, you can wax dat shit smoov
but if you do, bitch my dick'll neva move"

[manna]

"I told her 'you've gotta wax that girl'"

LOL.

Make the hairy girl the center of your meditation and become one. Get waxed by your aunt and achieve divine euphoria and profound hairlessness.

lol, actually pretty close to the connocial advice. I'm not a big advocate of worldviews that encourage meditation, but when that wasn't the case I was kinda surprised to learn that generally it's more "productive" to accept the absurd than it was to deny it. I remember really fighting to "clear my mind" and then realizing that just being like "Ok lol, this is something I'm thinking about and that's OK but ima set it aside for the moment" was more likely to produce a "clear" mind.

a clear mind accepts everything, it's kind of difficult to accept the basic human goodness in all people but you learn to find what you can understand and identify with

[Max Headroom]

"Yeah yeah you're gonna wax that girl"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRsDOr4H0cs

[Vulture]

loud, somewhat annoying voice of some relative (great aunt I guess) who's drinking red wine and wearing a valure tracksuit and going on

Crowley said that if a barking dog disrupted your meditation, the simplest solution was to shoot the dog...

[manna]

loud, somewhat annoying voice of some relative (great aunt I guess) who's drinking red wine and wearing a valure tracksuit and going on

Crowley said that if a barking dog disrupted your meditation, the simplest solution was to shoot the dog...

That's kind of interesting. I'm gonna think about that concept before I go to sleep tonight