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Offline mark311

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How should I ruin my high school reunion?
« on: November 07, 2014, 06:07:33 pm »
At the end of the month it's my ten year high school reunion and I'm trying to come up with some lulzy shit to do. It's being held at a decent restaurant/bar but the one downfall is that the county police station is literally across the street so I can't do anything too bad.

Any ideas? Should drunk mark make his epic return? I need some lulzy ideas
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Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 06:09:17 pm »
Drunk mark should with out a doubt make a return.

Shit in the punch bowl and walk around with your dick out. Insult everyone.
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Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2014, 06:10:03 pm »
I think you just showing up will be sufficient
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Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2014, 06:17:00 pm »
buy/steal a wheelchair and pretend to be mute/crazy/fucked up for like the first half of the gathering, then boom! Get up and start acting normal...
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Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2014, 07:04:47 pm »
Quote from: RestStop on November 07, 2014, 06:17:00 pm
buy/steal a wheelchair and pretend to be mute/crazy/fucked up for like the first half of the gathering, then boom! Get up and start acting normal...
No no, get up and start acting drunk mark.  :tup:
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Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2014, 07:08:45 pm »
rent a Ferrari and show up with a hooker
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Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2014, 07:19:54 pm »
Quote from: MoaningLisa on November 07, 2014, 07:08:45 pm
rent a Ferrari and show up with a hooker

Dont forget to be super coked up too
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