If RisiR/DaGuru/Spectre is to be believed, I'm Satan.
ELL OH FUCKIN ELL @ putting yourself on THAT kind of pedestal. Remember a few days ago I discussed you having a "god complex"? Perfect example right there, imagining yourself (mistakenly) of possessing that kind of purpose or power. And don't look now, but the last post where I compared you to anything was the very accurate description of a 3-legged mouse that chewed his own limb off because of his mind numbing stupidity. Couldn't be any more un-Satanlike if you tried.
As for you IWD, I'd hate to see you leave as I still believe you are one of the better and more entertaining posters around here. Besides, you still have unfinished business in the mercy/forgiveness thread. So please forgive my outright selfishness, and show the rest of us some mercy and at least finish that thread to its deserved completion. Pretty please?