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Objectively Intelligent Members.
« on: November 01, 2014, 03:30:15 am »
10/31/2014

This list will expand in a vertical manner over time in correspondence with my recognition of those who (IMO) stand out for positive reasons (all except for extremely aberrant people that don't recognize the value of said uniqueness in which they exhibit... meaning the positive thing they stand out for is to be laughed at.)

I will provide one indisputable example for each poster that proves the befit nature of his/his existence on said list.


This is a serious thread. It's in B&M because some of the people that don't end up on this list are going to end up berating me AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO GET FED THEIR VERBAL FUCKING E-HEARTS LIKE THAT GUY ON AMERICAN HISTORY X SAID TO THE OTHER GUY EXCEPT WITHOUT THE "VERBAL" AND THE E BEFORE "HEARTS!".... AND THE HYPHEN BEFORE "HEARTS"!

Sorry... I'm practicing "stream of consciousness" message board creative typing and I'm a neophyte but AT LEAST I TRY. DO YOU TRY? (seriously, I want you to think about that.)

mike

K one more thing you fucking [bold]IDIOTS[/bold[ (lol jk I'm just practicing being abrasive so I can catch the derp/Tacho/Negroid-style left eye of "whore to a chainsaw" so he likes me one day.)

You guys get to make nominations. Provide a quote from the corresponding nominee alongside your suggestion.

Me, being the most intelligent person on the site by quite a margarine (not being cute) will determine whether or not your nominations are;

1./ Yes
2./ Gay

Depending on my reaction to your nomination and its' corresponding quoted example of textually portrayed intellect (or not) said nomination may end up on the list.

Remember... words don't necessarily mean what they mean but the subtext and the words not said. Your subconscious mind already knew this... But it's not sure how to interpret the significance and meaning of these last 10 lines.

This is a serious thread and I am composing a list and this sentence may or may not be of a fictitious nature.

Go.

#1. John Smith
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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2014, 03:49:52 am »
Not sure if serious, but I like your "stream of consciousness" message board creative typing style. It adds a bit of personality.

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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2014, 04:02:08 am »
Remember when one casual post from Daily turned you into a megalomaniac idiot?
Not Istanbul.

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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2014, 05:29:47 am »
Was browsing the "the retardededed thread: send zok back to africa edition" and stumbled across this post by ''John Smith.''

Quote from: hydromorphone on October 11, 2014, 09:09:59 PM

    Though I did have an ultrasound done of the baby the other day... not that any of you fuckers care.


I fucking care! Did you not read my post about this! Get an abortion NOW!!!

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=439.msg30063#msg30063

You're probably so fucked up from years of drug use, medical disorders, and other physical ailments that your baby will come out severely disabled and/or the pregnancy will kill you. Is that what you want? Are you still on opioids and planning to remain off them? What effect do you think that will have on the fetus? Look at your family history, learn about heredity, it is not how you raise a child, by the time they're adults, on average, a parent has almost no impact on their outcome. You need to read about this and then decide if you really want to go through with this, at least one book, it's not very long and is easy to get through, a fun read. You can, and people regularly do, do everything perfectly, everything they can, and their children still turn out the way they do. I remember when you told me about how nearly everyone on your father's side of the family turned out to be literal child molesters. Think about it like schizophrenia or other disorders that run in the family, he was lucky (if you know every bad thing he's done), any children you have may not be, particularly with how prevalent it seemed to be. Have you ever seen a documentary, an excerpt, of a family raising a severely disabled adult? Think about how they've been going through that since its birth, and will continue to do so, to be trapped and tied down, tormented, until the day they die.

Hydro, I swear, if I knew where you lived and was nearby I would force an abortifacient into you whether you wanted it or not. You can fuck up your life all you want, but I will not allow you to ruin someone else's and put them through lifelong misery. You're a goddamn fat cow, a chunky grocery bagging junkie fuckup hick in denial still living in a shithole in Florida with her parents with her husband, living in a goddamn garage with an extension cord and no running water in there surrounded by farm animals and pets shitting all over the place, who still can't seem to get his life together and support himself and his at his age, the people you live with constantly bringing and wearing you down with the magnitude of personality flaws and habits they have, and you expect to get out of this and improve with a child? How exactly, with the power of love? By being nice to strangers and people online, which sure as hell doesn't seem to have amounted to much? You've never been able to make it before and you're never going to. I may as well buy a plane ticket to Florida, skip the abortifacient, and simply strangle you with my bare hands to put you out of your misery.


This post is a combination of what I see as FUCKING RIGHT

I am a VERY open minded person and I don't generally have a black and white opinion on things. I'm not even here saying that I am right about anything I conclude here or anywhere else on the site as fact. I know nothing.

But I think that this is a very respectable (from a moral/ethical perspective) post and intelligent people must be more likely to exhibit public assertions of moral stances that contradict as well as potentially seriously upset those whose opinions they ARE contradicting. This post had legit passion behind it and I can tell... and yes, people can easily fake things like this.

I do feel sympathy and empathy for the girl he's quoting and responding to but none-the-less this had to be said. Respect to this guy for being the one to say it even if it ostracizes him in the eyes of ~33.3% (guessing?) of the female IS userbase and 100% of the whiteknight mongoloid shy of a century 9-17's you always see responding to shit like this (i don't even know if anyone has quoted him to argue to whiteknight her at this point. I immediately copied and pasted and came back to this thread after reading that post. )

One poster I'll make sure to read a text wall from in the future.

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ps. I'm doing this because I know people that come to these sites want to be heard and/or noticed for positively received contributions... or negatively received intelligent contributions. I want to be entertained with good posts. This may be enough to inspire &/or motivate at least a couple of waste of bandwidth nonentities to step their game up and make this site better than it is.

(That's not a jab at what I interpret as the current quality of the site. I see a lot of complaining here but I for one am incredibly grateful that Arnox has provided this site for us so I can maintain my internetual self-expressatory verbiage. As far as the technicalities pertaining to this (the shit people are arguing about) I am completely Nonpartisan (aside from the whole being thankful for the site as well as the non-fictitious remark about being neutral pertaining to those technicalities you all argue about... and that's not a stab at the people that ar

fuck it

meth/mike
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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2014, 07:36:48 am »
Improving our VOCABULARIES with...

~(no homo)~!INTERNET-WEED-DUDE!~~!!!


#1./ Nonpartisan;

It means like... neutral... not committed. Unconcerned.

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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2014, 07:42:10 am »
Hi IWD
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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2014, 08:32:13 am »
just delete this one
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2014, 08:34:15 am »
Remember when one casual post from Daily turned you into a megalomaniac idiot?

And here we have what is called an...

Explosive Question

Improving our VOCABULARIES with...

~(no homo)~!INTERNET-WEED-DUDE!~~!!!


#2./ The Explosive Question

This is something that tends to come up in the times in which it comes up when said times contain what would commonly be referred to amongst the socially tolerable as "some boring internet message board closet-gay who is sean speaking/typing words of an obliquely, passive-aggressive (butthurt) & interrogative nature and directing such abysmal character combos towards what he thinks his potential audience will perceive as the person in which the explosive question is aimed... in this case myself... (not a very good sign in regards to evident limitations in his social perceptibility... which is a very outstanding area of one's character in regards to its' correspondence with intelligence and likability) when in reality, regardless of the factors that would determine the mean skills of judgement of said potential audience (you guys) it is very likely that said audience is quite aware that he does not actually intend for the person who has somehow and at some point driven him to what may possibly horrific states of humiliation (myself apparently :() in which in response he may possibly have turned on his "Bullet for my Valentine" CD and slit his wrists so despite the bland nature of his existence (and character) he couuld.... feel something. pain itself even... rather than the neverending despair of feeling nothing at all while having to offer to others through his opinions... perhaps coincidentally, the same thing..... to answer the question to satisfy his true curiosity but to MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE... which is impossible. especially by means of that. LOL you suck so much constantinople... but yeah.

meth

Oh God, I'm sorry. It's true. It's always been true. I never go online without a hot rail to set the typing on a message board mood. IT KEEPS ME FROM PORN! I CAN'T WATCH PORN ON D-AMP OR CRYSTALIZED D-METHYL-AMPS OR I CAN'T STOP!!! One time I did some good shards and I jacked off to a picture of myself jacking off to internet porn while on meth for TEN HOURS... and I suffered priapism which is when your PENIS stays in its erect state for longer than ~4 hours without ORGASM occurring which would then be followed by EJACULATION OF SPERMATAZOEON. You just don't get bored. The blood that filled up the soft tissue in my ERECT-PENIS became de-oxygenated and thus toxic to the soft tissues that fill up with said blood when sexual stimulus and therefore excitement occurs which happens very easily when your dopaminergic jargon is functioning at 1200% even WITHOUT the non-stop sexual stimulation. After several occurrences of this my dopamine dendrites on d1, d2, you name it.... even the one that is responsible for movement whatever dopamine receptor type that would be called IS COMPLETELY FUCKED!!! NOW when I'm trying to have sex with my... um... it's a girl and it's definitely alive... and human... MY ERECTIONS ARE THE RESULT OF FUCKING GLUTAMATE more than DOPAMINE! I've blown the dopamine dendrites to a degree in which without the fucking desoxyephingephedrine I don't get horny! What makes it even worse is that soft tissue damage!

OK that didn't happen but I was worried that it did for like a month one time. Turns out I was taking a high dose of a family member's methadone in the mornings and I wasn't remembering it because I was taking a high dose of a family members benzos after my middle of the night in the centre of nearly every slumberous vacation from my utopia of shelter, bread, milk, mustard, ps3, computer, high speed internet (fuck yeah!) a portable DVD player and "Franks Red Hot Sauce" (but not the "XTRA" hot sauce... I'm wild but jesus christ cayennes provide enough of an endorphin warmth for me thank you).

Sorry... I got sidetracked... It's because of ADHD. That's why I take amphetamines... or why a family member of mine has them prescribed anyways. They ran out 2 nights ago.

constantinople doesn't even have enough moderate-term memory being provided to his conscious mind by the trillions of neurons sending electrical signals in his stupid looking physical brain to recall the fact that we've made amends and I've already apologized for making that thread in PEOO posting his PM to me about him thinking he might possibly be gay... er... bi, sorry. Gay sounded better but I'll be honest since you claimed you didn't even care anyways before it shut down... And you shouldn't have been mad at me anyways because in the beginning you said "Go ahead" when I was joking about it and you didn't change your mind and send the other PM for like a day afterwards so that thread could have just as easily been made in that one day time period and it was even LIKELY to have been made within said time period... you had no reason to be bitter with me to begin with. Now you come into my SERIOUS totally non-amp-fueled thread with an important purpose and make a joke of it with PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS... the gayest "ness" (shit... i mean... most retarded "ness") there is? AND YOU COMBINE IT WITH AN EXPLOSIVE QUESTION?!

Which means... The person in which the interrogative post was/is made by DOES NOT, in fact, intend on learning out of interest the answer to whichever question he has directed towards the victim of his foul state of exhibited internet character as a result of said victim hurting his butt resulting in his butthurt nature... bUT RATHER... He intends to put the person in which he's asking the explosive question in an uncomfortable position... which he has failed to do. I'm putting myself in an uncomfortable position because I saw some guy on "Americas got talent" with some sort of disorder that allowed him to bend his limbs in unfathomable directions to the extent in which he could fit himself in a 2' by 2' box... and one day... with some luck...

That will be me... (Especially if I can grow a full beard by my fifties... like ''eBagger" probably will be able to.

CLASSICMETH

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(I'm fucking around. Don't ban me Arnox. Srs. It's an inside joke. Everyone used to quote me and say "meth" and I'm al about tradition. It's just a blast from the past. constantinople and I are like this... You can't see what I just did but it's something that implies something happy and positive. This post is a joke and this thread really is serious minus this post. Relax, my friend.)

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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2014, 08:35:35 am »
You are a bit too good at this and I fear you may be causing genuine hurt to the recipient of your wrath.

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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2014, 08:36:54 am »
Hi IWD

Can we get a thanks button.... PLEASE?!

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hi. lol. what's up? so you remember me? lol

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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2014, 08:42:01 am »
and this.

sorry.

THE QUOTING THING IS DIFFERENT SOMEHOW AND I FUCKED UP IM SORRY IM NOT GOING TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE JUST DONT BAN ME.

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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2014, 08:58:23 am »
Yes, of course I remember you!
unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

 apric0t: maybe i tried and didnt like it

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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2014, 12:16:02 pm »
Yes, of course I remember you!

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jk... u got skype though? webcam?

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Re: Objectively Intelligent Members.
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2014, 12:28:28 pm »
Tl dr

Add more nude pics to interest those of us who have short attention spans

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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2014, 12:35:13 pm »
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I will provide one indisputable example for each poster that proves the befit nature of his/his existence on said list.
LOL.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.