I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs

[Umbrella Corp]

Caz it's a waste of life.

[Nasheeds and Lesbians]

what a shitty IQ salesman you are

[splooge gook]

No, I'm learning more about statistical theories by trying to do this, and nobody else is doing anything anyway. imnot going tofiveyou an iq score yet until its normed.

okok

WHOEVER GETS THE HIGHEST SCORE ON MY TEST WILL PERSONALLY RECOGNIZED AS THE SMARTESTMAN IN THE WORLD

[splooge gook]

I will mail 50 dollars to the highest scorer on my test, only if at least ten other people take it. but i will literaLLY MAIL YOU MONNEY TO GIVE ME LOGIC PUSSEL DATA

[trannymormonfailparty]

are you actually learning about statistical theories/probability? That's more interesting than your gayass iq test 1,2,1,2.

this question is your IQ test

According to officials of Mars, the makers of M&M Plain Chocolate Candies, 20% of the candies in each bag are red. Four candies are selected from a bag and the number of red candies is recorded.
(a) [11] Give a probability distribution for this scenario. (Verify that your probabilities sum to 1.) Let X = # of red M&M’s

I will disclose my IQ test results in spoken word rap form at a later date

[splooge gook]

are you actually learning about statistical theories/probability? That's more interesting than your gayass iq test 1,2,1,2.

this question is your IQ test

According to officials of Mars, the makers of M&M Plain Chocolate Candies, 20% of the candies in each bag are red. Four candies are selected from a bag and the number of red candies is recorded.
(a) [11] Give a probability distribution for this scenario. (Verify that your probabilities sum to 1.) Let X = # of red M&M’s

I will disclose my IQ test results in spoken word rap form at a later date

yes, i am.

[trannymormonfailparty]

I'm glad you started learning something useful

but don't avoid the question, do it and you'll learn an important rule of binomial contingent probability from the first two data points

[Lanny]

1. guitar : song ; chisel  : ?
2. eyepatch +  plank = ?
3. child + textbook  = ?
4. trail mix + mountain = ?
5. magnifying glass + watson = ?
6. sudoku : crosswords ; math : ?
7.sunnyside + nugget = ?
8. love : marriage ; old : ?
9. graham + cellular = ?
10. mathematics : ethics ; heart : ?
11.ocean + surface tension = ?
12. truth : law ; speculation : ?
13. liquid : viscosity ; road : ?
14. beach : shark ;  sewer : ?
15. dynamic equilibrium : elastic ; stagnancy :?
16. mars + frisbee = ?
17. fridge + gas = ?
18. brain : vat ; cat :  ?
19. prison + entropy = ?
20.  stone age :  kinesthetic ; transhumanism : ?

I'll do it because I'm bored as fuck. Here goes:

1. sculpture
2. pirate
3. school aged child
4. hike
5. sherlock
6. english
7. breakfast?
8. death
9. eating out?
10. blood flow
11. waves?
12. opinion
13. friction
14. allegator
15. static
16. UFO
17. cold gas?
18. box? schrodinger?
19. well dispersed poison
20. intellectual

[splooge gook]

here was the Nonverbal Reasoning Part of The IQ Test




Here's the processing speed test (you were supposed to rewrite all the symbols in the ajacent empty boxes within 5 minuutes)



here's the detail detection subtest

[splooge gook]

1. guitar : song ; chisel  : ?
2. eyepatch +  plank = ?
3. child + textbook  = ?
4. trail mix + mountain = ?
5. magnifying glass + watson = ?
6. sudoku : crosswords ; math : ?
7.sunnyside + nugget = ?
8. love : marriage ; old : ?
9. graham + cellular = ?
10. mathematics : ethics ; heart : ?
11.ocean + surface tension = ?
12. truth : law ; speculation : ?
13. liquid : viscosity ; road : ?
14. beach : shark ;  sewer : ?
15. dynamic equilibrium : elastic ; stagnancy :?
16. mars + frisbee = ?
17. fridge + gas = ?
18. brain : vat ; cat :  ?
19. prison + entropy = ?
20.  stone age :  kinesthetic ; transhumanism : ?

I'll do it because I'm bored as fuck. Here goes:

1. sculpture
2. pirate
3. school aged child
4. hike
5. sherlock
6. english
7. breakfast?
8. death
9. eating out?
10. blood flow
11. waves?
12. opinion
13. friction
14. allegator
15. static
16. UFO
17. cold gas?
18. box? schrodinger?
19. well dispersed poison
20. intellectual

~14/20

[Lanny]

does that mean my IQ is 140?

[Lanny]

I think it does.

[splooge gook]

does that mean my IQ is 140?

try the other sections now fag >:l

them PM me your SAT/irl IQ scores so i can make psychometrics n shit

[mashleshmash]

Professor Sploo

[Lanny]

You realize you have like 0 chance of collection a reasonable sample here right? You should put this on mechanical turk if you actually want responses.